Bart the Chauffeur

There once was a chauffeur called Bart,
Who had a Rolls that wouldn’t start.
He wanted to be green -
His boss was very mean -
So now he drives a horse and cart.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Sweetheart Avatar
July 9, 2011 at 3:33 PM
congrats Jack on your great win in eco friendly contest luv... great one as usual..luv..
Brown Avatar
July 9, 2011 at 11:59 AM
Congratulations on your win Jack in Robb's "Eco"contest. Love, Carol
The Rogue Rhymer Avatar
July 9, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Very cute Jack! Congrats to you :)
Mehta Avatar
July 9, 2011 at 9:21 AM
My congratulations on this win in the contest of John, jack
Dailey Avatar
July 9, 2011 at 4:06 AM
I always like a limerick - congrats on the win. Mike
Villanueva Avatar
July 8, 2011 at 10:11 PM
CONGRATULATIONS! in the win...so awesome write is presented in your poem....*_*junjun
Knop Avatar
May 20, 2011 at 6:14 AM
Great fun with this one, Jack!!! Hahaha! What a change from a Rolls to a cart!!! At least it would save petrol! Thank you for your always kind comments! Sorry to say that my right arm and hand are still not ok and very painful. Wish you and your wife a great weekend!...Love, Gert
Kendrick Avatar
May 19, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Good one..Got a chuckle..Thanks for the kind review of my work..Sorry about the loss the Christmas tree..It is not any fun to plant something and then it not live..Sara
Song Avatar
May 19, 2011 at 4:22 AM
An instant weight loss program for sure!! I like Barts's ingenuity in your write. Horses and carts are much more preferred by women! Gwendolen
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May 18, 2011 at 3:20 PM
LOL Bart is in Pennsylvania living with the Amish. Very funny entry for the contest, my friend. Hope to see your poem in the winners' circle, Jack! Love, Carolyn
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May 18, 2011 at 1:23 PM
this title caught my attention, it is a funny tile and funny poem, it cracked me up. enjoyed reading it.
Mehta Avatar
May 18, 2011 at 1:20 PM
Humorous and witty write, enjoyed it, jack
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