Best Annoyed Poems
That idiotic and exasperating, disturbing Rosanne Barr,
walking around gaudy and tasteless, acting like a star.
Blatantly obvious no sane person should be employing,
such an earsplitting voice, so obnoxious and annoying!
CLERIHEW CONTEST Poetry Contest
The Name Foresakes Me
July 21, 2018
There's a word that is called "mosquito"
When I here it, it's pretty annoying
I think of insects
buzzing round me
and sucking all my blood!
I just won't let this happen
I wouldn't want to itch
could we be friends
and make a deal
and leave each other ALONE!
I’M SO ANNOYED
When what I say is true,
And I can’t get through.
A flash from my past…
They seem to have no clue.
Déjà vu.
A small wrong that I detect;
A missing check or bill to correct.
Selectively deaf to what I say,
Insistently, I attempt to convey.
When via the phone,
More frustration prone.
A voice in an unseen space;
I want to confront you face to face!
No matter what the reason why,
I’m so annoyed, that I could cry.
You take your dog out for a walk,
you see your neighbor, stop and talk-
Your puppy goes doo-doo on the lawn,
and you just stand there and yawn.
It’s like..”PICK THAT UP!” that’s so rude!
Maybe your dog ate too much food?
When your puppy makes a mess clean it up,
he doesn’t know any better, he’s just a pup.
I smell a scent of something crude,
and it may cause a friendly feud-
Why do you have body odor that reeks?
Wear some deodorant, your sweat leaks!
Is it in the cultural food that you eat?
Maybe you should stick to wheat?
Hmmm…I wonder if you even know,
that when you’re near, I wish to go.
You’re in the fast lane, get on over please!
This annyoing driver is too at ease.
I’m in a darn rush, can’t you see?
Get out of the fast lane, I’ve somewhere to be!
Dilly dallying, slow as a snail,
so I roll down the window and start to wail-
I can’t stand these people who drive too slow,
then your car breaks down and needs a tow.
These annoying things just seem so wrong,
I’d write twenty more, but this poem's too long-
Why can’t everyone be more like me?
Poopy mess, body odor and slow driving are pesky!
May 19, 2017
I am so annoyed
Ringtones I cherished once
are now mere headache,
Buzzing at odd hours
advertisements, bank calls,
saving schemes,
As if being paid
to waste precious time
and annoy people ?
Who gives them numbers?
I simply go crazy........
Social media
so much negativity,
Insensible discussions
biased against some,
Religious issues
put to flame, why ?
To promote hatred
and violence, why ?
I just can't stand........
Where are the owners?
The politicians,
The so called learned,
spreading the fire
and flaring up civil war,
Justice denied,
Corruption flourishes,
Govt offices taking bribe,
I am out of my mind.....
Even the top educated
throw waste on roads,
Spitting and smoking
at public places,
Cry our waters
on getting polluted,
Noise irritates
even the sick at hospitals,
The air we breathe
gases beyond permissible,
Eating up greens
In name of development,
I am so annoyed......
Do we leave to our young,
A world of misery?
Selfishness and hatred?
Poor birds and creatures
on verge of extinction?
Nature crying
exploited mother Earth ?
Wake up wake up,
you hearts bleeding white,
those thoughtless minds,
Wake up wake up,
I am so annoyed.........
Sweet ringtone of my phone......
Lovely morning......
Positivity.......
Written August 5th, 2015
For contest "I am so annoyed" by Mary
fat, winged babies are cupid
we all know this is, it's nothing new
dogmatically annoying me with ads is stupid
I'm bidding you adieu.
Frustration a feeling that's like friction,
Such a feeling of constricting conviction,
There is no way of avoiding its restriction,
This results in you feeling such damnation,
Frustration, the emotion completely domineers,
Suddenly angry tears begin to appear,
Motivation seems to disappear,
Sometimes it's not clear why it is here,
Frustration, you become annoyed, at how its so annoyingly annoying,
The anger builds tears flowing, red face glowing,
You try your best avoiding spoiling being disappointing,
You battle yourself twoing and frowing bullying mentally torturing,
Frustration, your unable to progress unable to grasp at success,
Your emotions become suppressed because you are so depressed,
Your unable to express emotion, you feel utterly useless,
The definition of frustration is frustrating,
Talks of annoyance defeat sounds exasperating,
Prevention of fulfilling some what thwarting,
Frustration a negative feeling that needs avoiding,
But despite my best efforts it just keeps reoccurring.
Out of patience and sick of waiting,
I just want to get out and socialize.
Despite what I want to go and do,
Need to be smart and safe when I do.
I’m not going out like the Florida fools,
Or chilling with friends by the pool.
I just want to get out of the freaking house,
I’ve never been good at lying around.
Some of us can remain sheltered full time,
Others are bored as hell in these times.
Some people are so driven by fear,
Won’t go anywhere no matter how near.
Can’t live life trapped in a bubble,
That doesn't mean go and form huddles.
Can’t close yourself off from society,
That’s like internalizing personal anxiety.
I'm so annoyed...sadly, with everyone else and mostly myself
I'm so annoyed...because I don't want to believe my anger from hell
I'm so annoyed....because I'm simple in I want to just be better
I'm so annoyed...because of what He said in that letter
God told me I have to take tumbling blocks to get stepping stones
He told me that I was strong enough to handle it
However, I could not hear the care and sincerity in His tone
Angry with the world, a grown ass child throwing a fit
I curse at traffic, I have chapped lips
I hate the fact that I'm telling a stranger this
I lost my fourth job, have no money, and was in a car accident
I don't want all of this to happen again
I'm so annoyed because I'm not lying to you
I should've told you I'd be here again
I'm so annoyed because fact is the truth
I'm the basket of eggs when it comes too sin
Try to often and readily avoid
What makes others annoyed:
During prayer pressing android,
Invading others’ spaces, yours void,
Another appetite getting cloyed;
A plane stopping from being buoyed.
Try to singularly avoid
A killer knee on the neck of Floyd
Leaving A Triangle to draw A Cuboid
A Circle skipping for A Trapezoid
A Human making out as A Humanoid…
With others’ dreams I’ve never toyed.
We met yesterday and you haven't been off my mind yet
We swapped numbers but i still haven't sent a text
I want to send you a message but I need to play it cool
I haven't annoyed her yet
Isn't it funny how we wait longer to text someone we like
Because we don't want to seem too keen and we care too much about our pride
So we delay it for as long as possible
Then they'll be like why didn't you contact me? And we'll just make out that we forgot to call
What if she gave her number because she was drunk and won't want to know me sober
What if she had an argument with her boyfriend and needed to cry on a shoulder
If I message her will she think I only want to get her into bed?
These are just some of the thoughts I have going through my head
Should I mention how beautiful I thought she looked in her dress
Or will she think I'm shallow and only care about looks and never have her respect?
I really want to message her, but I don't know how to start it
Right now because I don't even know where my heart is
We met yesterday and you haven't been off my mind yet
We swapped numbers but i still haven't sent a text
I want to send you a message but I need to play it cool
I haven't annoyed her yet
Just Do what You Say
by M. Griswold
04012020
Why don't people do what they say their going to do.
Why do people commit to help then not follow though.
Maybe it's because it's just not that important to them.
Or somehow, somewhere it got lost in their interim.
Whether it's their just to busy or just plain forgot.
If it wasn't important I would have asked naught.
For whatever reason it sure would have been nice.
That they be honest at first and not put me on ice.
Could it be that I am taken for granted or not seriously.
Do I need to be more forceful or possibly even pushy.
Not wanting to hound them to much or pester them so.
I'm trusting that they will do as agreed and let them go.
Caring not to be ignored or be given a verbal round tuit.
I asked them on faith in friendship to help and just do it.
So when they tell me they forgot or not follow though.
It makes me feel real unimportant like I am all taboo.
Supposing not that I should count to much on anyone.
Is that way it should be, is that way it is really done.
In that I would not be disappointed or fully let down.
I could go on believing in friendships shinny crown.
Maybe I expect to much of friends and others that be.
But when I say I'll do something, I do it, that's just me.
So please if I ask in friendship "Would you help me out?"
Just be honest about it and don't give me all that run-about.
Oh, what a hideous subject to cross my path,
Addition, subtraction, division, multiplication,
Percentages and fractions, those I can grasp,
But the rest, oh, I wish to throw you in the pit,
I can’t see your point of view no matter what you do.
To me, you're the dragon that bites off my head,
A vicious lion, while I’m the innocent bunny that is caught in your claws.
You're the shark, and I am the fish you are gobbling up,
So don’t pretend that you're a friend to me.
I truly dislike you,
When you appear on my screen.
I imagine a million ways to get rid of you,
I'd toss you in a garbage disposal,
Watch you grind up into a million different pieces.
I'd throw you into the deepest part of the ocean's,
I wouldn’t be sad as I watch you sink.
Oh, if only I could launch you into space,
So fast that NASA would think you’re a UFO.
I wouldn’t regret your departure,
So far that you crash-land on Jupiter's third moon.
But in the end, it’s all just fantasy,
For it’s clear you’ll most likely be the death of me,
Before my school years are through.
I did not think their music could become one iota more annoying
I was wrong
Maybe it’s the loudness; my ears are cringing
My sensitivity is crying
Why oh why do people use pounding music in a public place?
It does not help that I am waiting for a haircut
And two people are ahead of me
Neither of them looks like they even need a haircut
While I look like the wild child of Borneo
Who put her fingers in a light socket
I like her a lot
But I am not her type
I am barely taller then her
Everything I want to say
Can not just be said
I have a essay due tomorrow
But I can not think
The hours countdown
My mind has gone blank
I don't want to ponder
What I have left unsaid
She is stuck on my mind
And the words are left behind
I am getting vexed
So annoyed
I am unaware what to say
I am scared it won't go my way