Best Annoyed Poems

That idiotic and exasperating, disturbing Rosanne Barr,
walking around gaudy and tasteless, acting like a star.
Blatantly obvious no sane person should be employing,
such an earsplitting voice, so obnoxious and annoying!


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The Name Foresakes Me
July 21, 2018...

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There's a word that is called "mosquito"
When I here it, it's pretty annoying
I think of insects
buzzing round me
and sucking all my blood!

I just won't let this happen
I wouldn't want to itch
could we be friends
and make a deal
and leave each other ALONE!...

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I’M SO ANNOYED
When what I say is true,
And I can’t get through.
A flash from my past…
They seem to have no clue.
Déjà vu.
A small wrong that I detect;
A missing check or bill to correct.
Selectively deaf to what I say,
Insistently, I attempt to convey.
When via the phone,
More...

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You take your dog out for a walk, 
you see your neighbor, stop and talk-
Your puppy goes doo-doo on the lawn, 
and you just stand there and yawn.

It’s like..”PICK THAT UP!” that’s so rude!
Maybe your dog ate too much food?
When your puppy makes a mess...

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I am so annoyed 






Ringtones I cherished once
are now mere headache,
Buzzing at odd hours
advertisements, bank calls,
saving schemes,
As if being paid 
to waste precious time 
and annoy people ?
Who gives them numbers?
I simply go crazy........

Social media
so much negativity,
Insensible discussions
biased against some,
Religious issues
put to flame, why ?
To...

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We met yesterday and you haven't been off my mind yet
We swapped numbers but i still haven't sent a text
I want to send you a message but I need to play it cool
I haven't annoyed her yet

Isn't it funny how we wait longer to text...

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I'm so annoyed...sadly, with everyone else and mostly myself
I'm so annoyed...because I don't want to believe my anger from hell
I'm so annoyed....because I'm simple in I want to just be better
I'm so annoyed...because of what He said in that letter

God told me I have to...

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I like her a lot
But I am not her type
I am barely taller then her
Everything I want to say
Can not just be said

I have a essay due tomorrow
But I can not think
The hours countdown
My mind has gone blank

I don't want to ponder
What I have left...

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Out of patience and sick of waiting,
I just want to get out and socialize.
Despite what I want to go and do,
Need to be smart and safe when I do.

I’m not going out like the Florida fools,
Or chilling with friends by the pool.
I just want to...

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Try to often and readily avoid
What makes others annoyed:
During prayer pressing android,
Invading others’ spaces, yours void,
Another appetite getting cloyed;
A plane stopping from being buoyed.

Try to singularly avoid
A killer knee on the neck of Floyd
Leaving A Triangle to draw A Cuboid
A Circle skipping for A Trapezoid
A...

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Everytime I see this chick
I want to flip
Want her to jump ship
Want her to talk that lip
Give me a reason to bust that clip
Just a nip
Give me a sip
No need to discuss this later.
Handle this now and do us all a favor....

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I thought it was down to us two;
I also thought I might be through.
But as I’m reading
the ink you’re bleeding,
I’m wondering about you too!


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all in fun, of course...

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fat, winged babies are cupid
we all know this is, it's nothing new
dogmatically annoying me with ads is stupid
I'm bidding you adieu....

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Frustration a feeling that's like friction,
Such a feeling of constricting conviction,
There is no way of avoiding its restriction,
This results in you feeling such damnation,

Frustration, the emotion completely domineers,
Suddenly angry tears begin to appear,
Motivation seems to disappear,
Sometimes it's not clear why it is here,

Frustration, you become...

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Gone are the blissfully quiet days
When I’d have the house to myself
When all was quiet and serene
With no one here to pester me
My only interactions being nudges
To fill my food and water bowls

Key in the door I was king of my castle

Now I have to...

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