Math

Oh, what a hideous subject to cross my path, Addition, subtraction, division, multiplication, Percentages and fractions, those I can grasp, But the rest, oh, I wish to throw you in the pit, I can’t see your point of view no matter what you do. To me, you're the dragon that bites off my head, A vicious lion, while I’m the innocent bunny that is caught in your claws. You're the shark, and I am the fish you are gobbling up, So don’t pretend that you're a friend to me. I truly dislike you, When you appear on my screen. I imagine a million ways to get rid of you, I'd toss you in a garbage disposal, Watch you grind up into a million different pieces. I'd throw you into the deepest part of the ocean's, I wouldn’t be sad as I watch you sink. Oh, if only I could launch you into space, So fast that NASA would think you’re a UFO. I wouldn’t regret your departure, So far that you crash-land on Jupiter's third moon. But in the end, it’s all just fantasy, For it’s clear you’ll most likely be the death of me, Before my school years are through.