I'M So Annoyed
You take your dog out for a walk,
you see your neighbor, stop and talk-
Your puppy goes doo-doo on the lawn,
and you just stand there and yawn.
It’s like..”PICK THAT UP!” that’s so rude!
Maybe your dog ate too much food?
When your puppy makes a mess clean it up,
he doesn’t know any better, he’s just a pup.
I smell a scent of something crude,
and it may cause a friendly feud-
Why do you have body odor that reeks?
Wear some deodorant, your sweat leaks!
Is it in the cultural food that you eat?
Maybe you should stick to wheat?
Hmmm…I wonder if you even know,
that when you’re near, I wish to go.
You’re in the fast lane, get on over please!
This annyoing driver is too at ease.
I’m in a darn rush, can’t you see?
Get out of the fast lane, I’ve somewhere to be!
Dilly dallying, slow as a snail,
so I roll down the window and start to wail-
I can’t stand these people who drive too slow,
then your car breaks down and needs a tow.
These annoying things just seem so wrong,
I’d write twenty more, but this poem's too long-
Why can’t everyone be more like me?
Poopy mess, body odor and slow driving are pesky!
May 19, 2017
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