Best Angelina Poems

The lure of Angelina Jolie
Turns single Brad into an instant daddy
Raising brood in and out of jet flights
Their kids can’t figure mornings from nights



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PD’s Battle...

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Angel of my life, only woman I adore
Never will there be anyone that I could ever love more
Goddess of the earth, your beauty is timeless
Eternal...

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On the wall of a house I might be
Owned by *Brangelina Jolie.
There’s no real reason why.
I’m just one nosy fly.
Not to mention, Brad nude I...

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We talked about poetry
Over cups of coffee and cigarette
In a café full of prowlers of pleasure
And skippers of wisdom
On a wintry day 
That was numbing...

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In a small village in the green valleys of the Peak District, Sarah gave birth to a son, after a decade of trying for a...

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IN THE SOUP

My late aunt was always getting herself in the soup,
Wanted to share this with my poetry group,
Good clients of ours we invited home...

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Enough Angelina, drop the bouquet of harebells.  
The flowers wilt as your graying hands stiffen. See, how grave
is our newborn son. We gift him...

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As one who grew up in a different era,
Pre-Brangeline and Californication -
When shows like Laugh-in or the Dating Game,
Bewitched or Dick Van Dyke were just...

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It was the last period.
The breezy school day was almost done.
Mrs. Johnson and her English class relished
Getting a restroom break and a bit of sun.
They...

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Jennifer Aniston
Brad Pitt's heart she once won
But Brad would soon depart
As Angelina stole his heart...

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Brangelina, the quasar, came to a motel
Of a small Cambodian village 
Where smog was spread all over.
As they entered their room
They felt abodaroma infesting the...

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Everybody got a Hollywood life story
to tell
More meat on the bone
give juicier bites 
to sell
Nobody ever turns in a tarnished silver screenplay
Those warts and mistakes
get...

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It was from the roadside,
All crushed with battered wing,
That they retrieved that injured bird
Which could no longer...

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I was so inexperienced, gullible, and childish. 
Ah youth's folly, so brave and yet wildish. 
So witless and terribly naive
Sometimes I feel I can’t believe.
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She blames the woman and feels good
but the truth's misunderstood
She didn't give him what she should
She bears the blame

She blames the woman and feels fine
In...

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