Best Allergic Poems

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I thought I would share what my daughter send me this morning. She has poetry on here but doesn't come on much anymore. 

Sara



Ralph Waldo Emerson

April winds are magical
and thrill our tuneful frames.
The garden-walks are passional
To bachelors and dames.

My(Doris' poem) counter poem for the...

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heady perfumes rise
sweet gardenia scents the air
helplessly I sneeze...

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Her sneezes didn't prevent her and John Deere from seeking vengeance...
leaving a carnage of dead grass and strewn tissues in her wake



6-2-18...

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Exploding coffee machines
Made me mad
Annoyed when neighbor’s
Dog barked
Thumping sound of the young couple
Making love rattling like animals
Irritated me
When somebody said good morning
It sucked life out of me
Margheritta without an egg yolk
Made me wild.
Only nephew of my billionaire aunt
had a windfall, when she died.
Good happens, troubles...

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Over long winter hours
Feeling angst about the enduring absence of a pleasant stasis,

The ninja like treachery of nature, camouflaged in the subtly sweet aroma of hyacinth and spring dew, sneaks past the awaiting anticipation of discomfort.

How long has it been since Nature’s sweet halter was...

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I admit it, I'm allergic to my mother-in-law
She gives me hives and makes me sneeze
I've even been known to cough alot
And, sometimes, I might even wheeze

I mean it, that woman drives me crazy
My face distorts and I twitch
Even the smell of her stinky perfume
Will ...

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They come in with their hair dyed purple 
To match their lavender dress. 
Tops of their support hose showing 
We kids laugh a bit about it.

If Daddy can reach us we might get a head tap.
Mommy cannot sit by these old ladies.
They no longer bathe,...

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I am allergic to greens, so none of that will do.
It is my persnickety picky-eating cousin, Lulu.
But surely you are not allergic to lettuce, I say.
Oh, yes, and green beans and peas. The radish can stay.

What about Brussel sprouts?
I am allergic to them too.
She says...

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Shudder at the mention of a freeze 
living for an eighty degree breeze; 
I never cared for the cold, 
I am allergic to snow;
Forever swaying with palm trees....

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As we unfold the sad stories untold, 
Behold to observe all, our hearts hold. 
Our soil is wet of blood of the bold. 
I wish their talents could be dugout 
Like platinum, diamond and gold. 
Some were sold to die, yet not old...

Boredom is freedom...

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Blueberries
Strawberries
I can eat those
Dandelion
Flower pollen
My nose can tolerate those
I don't know why I am so inclined
 to not be disturbed by these things that can cause pain and strife
but I found out today that I am allergic to things going right...

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My shoes are filthy 
Frankly I am almost too busy to notice
Ha Ha Ha
Fooled no one
I noticed their angst two or three days ago
Choosing my time over their cleanliness
They need to be put into washing machine
But the couch and the chair refuse to help
And I...

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When first invited
to The Land of Milk and Honey
where stars at night shone bright
and days there were always sunny
he demurred to go
Abraham was of a mind to politely decline
as wouldn't you know
he was lactose intolerant
and diabetic too so
the alleged Promised Land
would only guarantee
even more misery
but...

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I have
a thought
about an allergic love
who knows
if you had once
as you claimt
you will surely contact it
to allergic....

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I have pretty trees and ugly trees
The cottonwoods don’t make me sneeze
All the rest are horrible for me
Stirring up my leafy allergy...

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