Bert Poems - Poems about Bert

...Sitting upside down in the car On its roof and well concealed By the hedge it just leapt to Land upside down in this field The lesson being learned When going round a bend Trying to pick up a......Read the rest...

...I needed some storage space so I checked out The floor underneath the kids’ bed. It’s a very old bunk but instead of some room, This is what I encountered instead: A bag filled with newspapers,......Read the rest...

...I made lots of plans and vision boards And lots of New Year Resolutions On how I'd swim in bullion wads By the Christmastime celebrations I'd promise myself a new PC And new clothes and shoes ......Read the rest...

...This is a tale of rags to riches About a young girl called Franny Britches Franny was the youngest child and the only girl She had four older brothers Billy ,Bobby ,Bert and Earl Her parents wo......Read the rest...

...Bert loved his garden Full of shrubs and flowers His garden was his life He worked in it for hours Until one day in winter There was torrential rain Wind, thunder and lightning Caused poor B......Read the rest...

...Dubious sandwiches that you were afraid to eat drinks and concoctions by a bartender name Bert the floor was sticky and the music too loud still, it was freedom pub The jokes were salty but ......Read the rest...

...Fred frog would a dancing go, With his best friend Bob's girlfriend Flo, Flo went to all the dances Where all the male frogs she entrances She knew how to bebop And she and Fred danced a lot Po......Read the rest...

...Sitting upside down in the car On its roof and well concealed By the hedge it just leapt to Land upside down in this field The lesson being learned, When going round a bend Trying to pick up a......Read the rest...

...Smashed up against the wall it Shat ter ed in to tin y pi ec es. My m i n d is splintered broken, never to be put back together again S as in P as in pratt L as in lo......Read the rest...

...Molly had a chat with Bert, Stating that she had an aversion to bottles that squirt, She preferred her sauces in glass bottles, The plastic monstrosities she'd like to throttle, As she said this,......Read the rest...

...Alberta Texas Florida … We call her Bert for short Was born near the Alamo And soon brought to Port Salerno in Florida … duh! Where she contracted Covid And languished in the ICU Lucky to find......Read the rest...

...The American Library Association implores cognoscenti tubby alert for impersonators, who call themselves Ernie and Bert took a page from Sesame Street Playbook oft times accomp......Read the rest...

...RUDE BERT There was once a man called Bert Whose feelings of others he hurt There were those who ignored Others who on him deplored That he curb his need to be curt Indiana Shaw . . . : /......Read the rest...

...THE WISE OLD DOG The family Sunday dinner it was spent In all six family members were present The dog; ends its begging at the table A favourite for tip bits was Aunt Mable But; dinner's over,......Read the rest...

...My auntie’s a consummate flirt and always wears a mini skirt Uncle sees her toned thighs and quickly gets a rise It’s early to bed says old Bert He deftly removes her silk stockin......Read the rest...