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Bert the Twerp

Old Bert the Twerp was a real jerk
Things at work would make him go berserk
Told his boss off
At the water trough
For not allowing Bert to wear a pretty skirt


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Michael Tor Date: 9/24/2015 4:14:00 PM John in his comment reminded me of a joke Jack. Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Give up. Jack. So the sheep won't hear their zippers zip down. I hoped you smiled. Love your writes Jack. I'm addicted to them. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/24/2015 6:47:00 PM I smiled LOL Thanks my friend!!!

Tim Smith Date: 9/24/2015 3:04:00 PM A skirt for Bert was off the dress code...he had big hairy legs and warts form a toad....vericose veins...and a tiny pebble brain....we were just scared Bert would explode Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/24/2015 3:07:00 PM ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Love it Limmertim! Go to the head of the class! YEEHAW!

Carol Eastman Date: 9/24/2015 10:01:00 AM In California the boss would have been the jerk... And HE would have been put in a lurch... For there cross dressings the way... don't get in their way... Their liberal and none can say nay... Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/24/2015 2:48:00 PM Maybe a few glasses of bourbon would help! LOL Let me know how that does... xoxox Carol Eastman Date: 9/24/2015 10:03:00 AM Dumb... but my surgery spot i really distracting me with the itchies... Unfortunately, more coffee won't help... It's driving me crazy this morning.