Mert and Bert

Bert was the head convent
An arrogant cocky little squirt
His belligerent feelings were often hurt
Because he was rude and often curt.

His wife was tidy, neat and pert.
Her talent was ironing his favorite blue shirt.
About them both we liked to blurt
For they were rather awful, Mert and Bert.
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April 19, 2021 at 9:14 PM
Poster children for ___?___ Correct: For what is the question!
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April 20, 2021 at 5:05 PM
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