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Bert The Twerp

My friend Bert the Twerp was a real jerk Small things at work would make him go berserk Told his boss off At the water trough For not allowing Bert to wear a pretty skirt

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Date: 5/19/2020 10:31:00 PM
Bert The Twerp like to wear skirts, He had to go, so he pulled out his pork. A woman walked by, and couldn't believe. Bert asked her, "Do you like what you see?" She replied,"My husbands is bigger, yours doesn't impress me!" Ha Ha Ha Jack How was your day?
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/20/2020 5:42:00 AM
Nice lim... a trifle naughty but that's what lims are known for! LOL Good morning my good friend!
Date: 5/19/2020 6:50:00 AM
Anything goes today, send pics, promise I won't pass em around
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/19/2020 7:26:00 AM
Hmm... are you sure???
Date: 5/19/2020 6:44:00 AM
The boss wouldn't get away with that today! ;D, HUGSIES no matter what you're wearing, my dear friend. xomo! <3
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/19/2020 7:25:00 AM
Anything goes these days! I wait to see your name EVERY MORNING! Talking about that, maybe I could post 3 in the morning AND 3 at night... whatcha think??? XOX