Odds bodkins, said Elissa Slotkin
How will the Democrats ever win ~
Nominate A.O.C.
Put Bernie in her tea ~
Pray Trump-hatred will never wear thin
brown-headed nuthatch
sounding off in desert tree…
Bernie’s swishing tail
as he runs then peters out…
free bird in leafless mirth squeeks
2/8/2022
Bernie or Bust
Fool me once, shame on you;
fool me twice, shame on me.
***
Note:
1) July 12, 2016: During the United States 2016 presidential campaign, Democrat Bernie Sanders ended his candidacy on July 12th and officially endorsed Hillary Clinton as the Democratic Party nominee.
2) April 8, 2020: During the United States presidential campaign, Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders suspended his 2020 campaign on April 8th and, five days later, endorsed Joe Biden as the Democratic Party nominee.
Bernie the cat
sleeps in the street
suicidal
Bernie Loves His Gloves
Bernie loves his gloves
Which were sent from God above
with two turtle doves
through thick and thin
Bernie wearing gloves has been
so give him more skin
Except during pandemic.
Bernie has been thrilled
with gloves his bedroom is filled
overflowed and spilled
rules Bernie bended
wore his gloves which are splendid
more laws amended
gloves Bernie would wear
after taring out his hair
head has become bare
Bernie will bake a cake
wear both gloves his wife would make
later threw in lake
while wearing a tan
Bernice received gloves from a fan
which soon they would ban
Choose The Least Evil
Insanity Once Again
Change Never Happens
Biden Backed By Buttigieg, Bringing Base
Bernie Betrayed But Blazing
Warren Wallowing With Wavering Well-Wishers
Tulsi Tours To Test
Bloomberg Banks, Basks, Blusters, By Brand
Ol’ Biden wins south!
They come rally to his side,
Bernie Bros goodnight!
Vinny Rogers was a dairy man who milked three hundred cows.
Share farming with his son Bernie who put in the milking hours.
Now Bernie was adventurous; he liked his teenage fun.
He owned a car; paid off a boat - he also brought himself a gun.
Bernie you be careful
when you’re loading up that gun.
You've got to know your distance
and what damage can be done.
This gun was something special; more power than a three-o-three.
The bullets were more piercing said the spiel that he showed me.
The bore was mighty larger than his old twenty-two -
Bernie scanned the paddocks to see what this gun could do.
Bernie you be careful
when you’re loading up that gun.
You've got to know your distance
and what damage can be done.
Well it wasn't very long before, his first kill he's going to boast,
when he took aim at a crow that sat upon a corner post -
the bullet fired; the gun recoiled, and the crow is spun around.
Bernie heard the bellow from beyond - and saw their Friesian bull go down.
Bernie you be careful
when you’re loading up that gun.
You've got to know your distance
and what damage can be done.
Senator Has Been Bernie Sanders
There is a senator who has been Bernie;
Who ended up going on a long journey,
And about lady,
Something shady;
For wife would have to hire an attorney.
Jim Horn
Back in Jane's Burlington College days
in Vermont things were becoming very
suspicious. No wonder he has to be an
independent.
I get my mass shootings mixed up
every day-another one-
makes you somewhat numb
the killers are all much the same
lifetime losers- twisted agenda
so quick to place the blame-
They can plan and finance their mayhem
then claim that they're insane
spared the sparky chair and ball and chain
a lifetime of freebies...at the peril of my pay-
There's a pack of mad dogs lying in wait
ready to unload their unbridled fangs
time to (perc) up folks-time to lock and load
at least you'll give society a chance
when the next time bomb explodes....
Bernie and the hee-haw gang want to give these A-holes
the right to vote--
Hark! That rustling of the leaves
makes me wobbly at the knees,
or did I dream of Thatcher’s ghost
chasing "wets" from post to post?
·
When Tony Blair bashed up Hussein,
no Robin Hood at home bought gain.
Who then yet may save the day?
Who remains to show the way?
Bill Dozer is this man, I say!
Trouser? Loser? Boozer? Hey!
Who the heck's Bill Dozer?
Like Superman he flits about.
cosh in hand, with mighty clout.
He is a man of iron fist,
the last remaining socialist.
He hears each worker's woeful cry:
like Joe Hill he'll never die.
When Marx shall rise from Highgate's tomb,
capitalists will meet their doom.
Horn-rimmed his specs, his suit dull-brown,
he swoops like an eagle down.
He'll give each grabbing boss the boot
and share with us the ill-gotten loot.
Bill Dozer is this man, I say!
Trouzer? Loser? Boozer? Hey!
Who the heck's Bill Dozer?
But if still the point you missed:
He's the last remaining socialist.
I was your supporter and now you tell me to support Hillary Clinton, you're out of your cotton picking mind.
Several weeks ago you said that she's unfit to be President, you're a hypocrite of the most fundamental kind.
How dare you tell me and your other supporters to support Hillary after you said that she's unfit.
If you were standing in front of me, I would give you a piece of my mind because you're a piece of ****.
I was already upset at you but now I'm enraged because you told me to support her.
You have a lot of nerve to tell me to support that woman, you're a hypocrite and that is for sure.
When Bernie Sanders endorsed Hillary Clinton, he sold out.
He let his supporters down and he's two-faced, there's no doubt.
One day Bernie told his supporters that Hillary is unfit.
Four weeks later he vowed to help her get elected, he's a hypocrite.
A person is judged because of the things that he or she does.
Sanders is two-faced, he isn't the man who I thought he was.
Bernie Be Out of Our Hair
(Being that there is not much of his.)
If someone the primaries were to contest
Would person we eventually have to arrest
Who themselves actually broke the rules
Supporters are fools playing with loose tools.
After losing, Bernie wants to feel embattled
And again as usual all of us he has rattled
Not only that continues to apply pressure on
Us throughout the night starting at dawn.
From where I am now and started to sit
Sure think that Bernie should ease up a bit
And then more for Hillary do start to care
Get back to normal and be out of our hair.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
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