Bernie Poems

Put Bernie Sanders in her Tea

      Odds bodkins, said Elissa Slotkin
      How will the Democrats ever win ~

         Nominate A.O.C.
         Put Bernie in her tea ~

      Pray Trump-hatred will

Backyard of Bernie- the Golden Retriever

brown-headed nuthatch
sounding off in desert tree…
Bernie’s swishing tail
as he runs then peters out…
free bird in leafless mirth squeeks

2/8/2022

Bernie Or Bust

Bernie Or Bust

Fool me once, shame on you,
fool me twice, shame on me.
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Note:
   July 12, 2016: United States Presidential campaign Democratic Bernie Sanders ends his campaign and officially endorses Hillary Clinton as the Democratic Party nominee.
 

Bernie

Bernie the cat
sleeps in the street
suicidal

Bernie Loves His Gloves

Bernie Loves His Gloves

Bernie loves his gloves
Which were sent from God above
with two turtle doves

through thick and thin
Bernie wearing gloves has been
so give him more skin

Except during pandemic.

Bernie has been thrilled
with gloves his bedroom is filled
overflowed and spilled

rules Bernie bended
wore his gloves which are splendid
more laws amended

gloves Bernie would wear 
after taring out his hair
head

Woe of a Progressive

Choose The Least Evil
Insanity Once Again
Change Never Happens

Super Tuesday For Nothing

Biden Backed By Buttigieg, Bringing Base
Bernie Betrayed But Blazing
Warren Wallowing With Wavering Well-Wishers 
Tulsi Tours To Test
Bloomberg Banks, Basks, Blusters, By Brand

Biden Rolls

Ol’ Biden wins south!
They come rally to his side,
Bernie Bros goodnight!

The Fall and Rise of Bernie Frasier

Part One.  
Bernie Frasier, a funny man, a brilliant man, a can do man, if Bernie can’t do it, no one can!   Bernie Frasier, a kind and friendly man, a gentle man, a powerful man. But don’t forget ... a funny man!!  
From the UK and here all week. Is the

Bernie You Be Careful

Vinny Rogers was a dairy man who milked three hundred cows.
Share farming with his son Bernie who put in the milking hours.
Now Bernie was adventurous; he liked his teenage fun.
He owned a car; paid off a boat - he also brought himself a gun.
Bernie you be careful
when you’re loading up that gun.
You've got to know

Senator Has Been Bernie

Senator Has Been Bernie Sanders

There is a senator who has been Bernie;
Who ended up going on a long journey,
And about lady,
Something shady;
For wife would have to hire an attorney.

Jim Horn

Back in Jane's Burlington College days
in Vermont things were becoming very 
suspicious. No wonder he has to be an
independent.

Bernie and the Hee-Haws

I get my mass shootings mixed up
every day-another one-
makes you somewhat numb
the killers are all much the same
life time losers-twisted agenda
so quick to place the blame-

They can plan and finance their mayhem
then claim that they're insane
spared the sparky chair and ball and chain  
a lifetime of freebies...at the peril of my pay-

There's a pack

The Last Remaining Socialist - Apart From Bernie, That Is

Hark! That rustling of the leaves
makes me wobbly at the knees,
or did I dream of Thatcher’s ghost
chasing "wets" from post to post?
 ·
When Tony Blair bashed up Hussein,
no Robin Hood at home bought gain. 
Who then yet may save the day? 
Who remains to show the way?
Bill Dozer is this man, I say! 
Trouser? Loser?

You'Re a Hypocrite, Bernie Sanders

I was your supporter and now you tell me to support Hillary Clinton, you're out of your cotton picking mind.
Several weeks ago you said that she's unfit to be President, you're a hypocrite of the most fundamental kind.
How dare you tell me and your other supporters to support Hillary after you said that she's unfit.
If

Two-Face Bernie

When Bernie Sanders endorsed Hillary Clinton, he sold out.
He let his supporters down and he's two-faced, there's no doubt.
One day Bernie told his supporters that Hillary is unfit.
Four weeks later he vowed to help her get elected, he's a hypocrite.
A person is judged because of the things that he or she does.
Sanders is two-faced, he

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