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Bernie Poems - Poems about Bernie

Premium Member Put Bernie Sanders in her Tea
Odds bodkins, said Elissa Slotkin How will the Democrats ever win ~ Nominate A.O.C. Put Bernie in her tea ~ Pray Trump-hatred will...

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Categories: bernie, political, prayer, success,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Backyard of Bernie- the Golden Retriever
brown-headed nuthatch sounding off in desert tree… Bernie’s swishing tail as he runs then peters out… free bird in leafless mirth squeeks 2/8/2022...

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Categories: bernie, animal, bird,
Form: Tanka



Premium Member Bernie Or Bust
Bernie Or Bust Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. *** Note: July 12, 2016: United States Presidential campaign Democratic Bernie Sanders ends his campaign and officially endorses Hillary Clinton as the Democratic Party nominee. ...

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Categories: bernie, humor, political, satire,
Form: Epigram
Bernie
Bernie the cat sleeps in the street suicidal...

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Categories: bernie, animal,
Form: Haiku
Bernie Loves His Gloves
Bernie Loves His Gloves Bernie loves his gloves Which were sent from God above with two turtle doves through thick and thin Bernie wearing gloves has been so give him more skin Except during pandemic. Bernie has been thrilled with gloves his bedroom is filled overflowed and spilled rules Bernie bended wore his gloves which are splendid more laws amended gloves Bernie would wear after taring out his hair head...

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Categories: bernie, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku



Woe of a Progressive
Choose The Least Evil Insanity Once Again Change Never Happens...

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Categories: bernie, political,
Form: Haiku
Super Tuesday For Nothing
Biden Backed By Buttigieg, Bringing Base Bernie Betrayed But Blazing Warren Wallowing With Wavering Well-Wishers Tulsi Tours To Test Bloomberg Banks, Basks, Blusters, By Brand...

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Categories: bernie, political,
Form: Free verse
Biden Rolls
Ol’ Biden wins south! They come rally to his side, Bernie Bros goodnight!...

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Categories: bernie, political, usa,
Form: Haiku
The Fall and Rise of Bernie Frasier
Part One. Bernie Frasier, a funny man, a brilliant man, a can do man, if Bernie can’t do it, no one can! Bernie Frasier, a kind and friendly man, a gentle man, a powerful man. But don’t forget ... a funny man!! From the UK and here all week. Is the...

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Categories: bernie, absence, destiny, encouraging, fate,
Form: Narrative
Bernie You Be Careful
Vinny Rogers was a dairy man who milked three hundred cows. Share farming with his son Bernie who put in the milking hours. Now Bernie was adventurous; he liked his teenage fun. He owned a car; paid off a boat - he also brought himself a gun. Bernie you be careful when you’re loading up that gun. You've got to know...

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Categories: bernie, animal, farm,
Form: Lyric
Senator Has Been Bernie
Senator Has Been Bernie Sanders There is a senator who has been Bernie; Who ended up going on a long journey, And about lady, Something shady; For wife would have to hire an attorney. Jim Horn Back in Jane's Burlington College days in Vermont things were becoming very suspicious. No wonder he has to be an independent....

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Categories: bernie, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Bernie and the Hee-Haws
I get my mass shootings mixed up every day-another one- makes you somewhat numb the killers are all much the same life time losers-twisted agenda so quick to place the blame- They can plan and finance their mayhem then claim that they're insane spared the sparky chair and ball and chain a lifetime of freebies...at the peril of my pay- There's a pack...

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Categories: bernie, career,
Form: Rhyme
The Last Remaining Socialist - Apart From Bernie, That Is
Hark! That rustling of the leaves makes me wobbly at the knees, or did I dream of Thatcher’s ghost chasing "wets" from post to post? · When Tony Blair bashed up Hussein, no Robin Hood at home bought gain. Who then yet may save the day? Who remains to show the way? Bill Dozer is this man, I say! Trouser? Loser?...

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Categories: bernie, anger, hero, political,
Form: Burlesque
You'Re a Hypocrite, Bernie Sanders
I was your supporter and now you tell me to support Hillary Clinton, you're out of your cotton picking mind. Several weeks ago you said that she's unfit to be President, you're a hypocrite of the most fundamental kind. How dare you tell me and your other supporters to support Hillary after you said that she's unfit. If...

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Categories: bernie, anger, political, truth,
Form: Rhyme
Two-Face Bernie
When Bernie Sanders endorsed Hillary Clinton, he sold out. He let his supporters down and he's two-faced, there's no doubt. One day Bernie told his supporters that Hillary is unfit. Four weeks later he vowed to help her get elected, he's a hypocrite. A person is judged because of the things that he or she does. Sanders is two-faced, he...

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Categories: bernie, political, truth,
Form: Rhyme

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