Short Bernie Poems
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Next President
Senator Bernie Sanders
Inspires with his candid standards.
Presidential campaign rally 15,000 strong,
Hope for Presidency 2 terms long.
Bernie Sanders, AOC
Ilhan Omer, Rashida Tlieb
All give aid and comfort to Hamas, our sworn enemy
Sue them all for treason -- the Constitutional remedy
Sarah Huckabee,
Russell Vought,
Burt Jones,
Jody Hice,
David Shafer,
Brandon Beach,
Angela McCallum,
Bernie Keric,
Josh Hawley,
Andrew Clyde and
Ted Cruz.
Do you know a fellow named Bernie
Who was indicted by our Grand Jury
The Ponzie scheme that he played
And all those people he flayed
He is now on a long Prison Journey
Bernie Sanders should never assume
Donald Trump will not lower the boom
I have no wish to spoil it
But both squat on the toilet
Wondering why they came in the room . . . .
Joe Manchin is nobody's fool
He will not recognize Bernie (Biden) Sanders' rule
Guaranteed to bleed America's taxpayers dry
Creating 'green jobs' out of pie-in-the-sky
brown-headed nuthatch
sounding off in desert tree…
Bernie’s swishing tail
as he runs then peters out…
free bird in leafless mirth squeeks
2/8/2022
Biden Backed By Buttigieg, Bringing Base
Bernie Betrayed But Blazing
Warren Wallowing With Wavering Well-Wishers
Tulsi Tours To Test
Bloomberg Banks, Basks, Blusters, By Brand
Odds bodkins, said Elissa Slotkin
How will the Democrats ever win ~
Nominate A.O.C.
Put Bernie in her tea ~
Pray Trump-hatred will never wear thin
This American icon does quite well
Known far and wide as the Hilton Hotel --
Bernie Sanders just bought in
Why is he sporting a grin? --
It's now named "Comrade Hilton." What the hell?!
When Hilary Clinton the voters dumped
They were stuck with Donald J. Trump
If what's good for the goose is good for the gander
~ Does that mean President Bernard (Bernie) Sanders?i
I am small,
You are tall,
But does it matter at all?
No, Bernie!
My heart is Berning!
You see my vision.
I am a twig,
And you are big?
Let The Bern do his gig!
Bernie Sanders we can dig!
B-ridges
E-xpress
R-oad's
N-ice
I-nterconnecting
E-ffective
T-ool
O-pening
R-ighteous
R-elation's
E-xact
S-olidity
Topic: Birthday of Bro. Bernie Torres (September 27)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
B-ehold
E-arly
R-adiance
N-egating
I-solated
E-vening
F-or
A-nother
M-orning
E-ager
R-ays
O-nce
S-unlight
R-eappears
Topic: Birthday of Bernie Famero, Sr (July 17)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Mr. Bernie Sanders is talking smack
C'mon! The geezer just had a heart attack!
He's 78 years old, campaigning for a socialist revolution
Proof that presidential politics doesn't obey the laws of evolution
B-rilliant
E-xcellent
R-eader
N-icely
I-nterprets
E-xpression
F-abulously
A-nd
M-arvelously
E-lucidating
R-econdite
O-pinion
Topic: Birthday of Bernie Famero, Sr (July 17)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
B-eautiful
E-xpression's
R-ight
N-ote
I-n
E-ssence
&
J-ust
O-ffers
S-acred
I-nstitution's
E-lements
Topic: Anniversary of Bernie & Josie Fadriquela (January 30)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
B B and B
Brenda picked up the phone to call Bernie
Bernie answered with a plundering plea
But Butt-Head was barking
feed me food stop talking
Butt-Head wants food you moron's feed me.
Written Dec. 1, 2015
Theresa
Fingers Too Short To Play Guitar
Trump has fingers which seem so short
And also is especially a poor sport
Not mature and intelligence does lack
Like Bernie has a humped over back
Many women want to take him to court.
Jim Horn
Compare and Share When There
Am reading Peace, Love and Healing
by Bernie S. Siegel, M.D.
After all of my patients will compare;
What I must learn is how to share,
Hope and pain,
Not in vein;
Touched and held hands while there.
Jim Horn
He gave himself over
ceding all control
sharing his deepest
darkest secrets
his financial dealings
his real estate empire
even his past romances
with his new wife?
-- No, not with her
with his adult children?
-- No, not with them
with Bernie Madoff
Democratic front-runners take the stage
All fired up with Progressive rage
Medicare for All, a higher minimum wage
~ The audience wonders about their age
Ages as of Election Day 2020:
Bernie Sanders - 79
Joe Biden - 77
Elizabeth Warren - 71
There was once an old geezer named Bernie,
Who was nearing the end of life's journey.
With a raspy voice he cried,
"Life's been one helluva ride!"
As he was whisked away on a gurney!
Entry for Carolyn Devonshire's "Limericks Old or New" Contest
Horn Screwed Up Haiku
So when you screwed up;
Cannot think of what to do;
Blame it on system.
This is what I am starting to believe.
That is what Trump, Bernie and
European Common Market (ECM)
are doing.
Jim Horn
PS. Category is farewell to ECM.
And I thought ECM was supposed
to be Electronic Counter Measures.
Heard black the announcer on the Bernie-Hillary debate at Ohio
State say the Broke is broke is broke.
Broke is broke is broke
Which will never be a joke;
So sad to be spoke.
Many hearts wearily this surely seems to sing;
Which one with you would you want to bring:
Either broke or being sad.
Jim Horn
Retired Veteran