Best Bernie Poems

Vinny Rogers was a dairy man who milked three hundred cows.
Share farming with his son Bernie who put in the milking hours.
Now Bernie was adventurous; he liked his teenage fun.
He owned a car; paid off a boat - he also brought himself a gun.
Bernie you...

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Bernie Sanders
to none he panders
reality check?
they all play from the same deck....

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Do you know a fellow named Bernie
Who was indicted by our Grand Jury
The Ponzie scheme that he played
And all those people he flayed
He is now on a long Prison Journey...

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I don't trust Hillary Clinton because of the allegations that she's facing.
A future with her as President is something I would have a difficult time embracing.
Bernie Sanders is the Presidential candidate for me.
I've contributed to him and voted for him in the primaries.
Many years ago...

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In a city populated 
by selfish, soulless men,
ghosts roam the streets tormented,
thinking of what might have been.
On the searing, sulfur sidewalks
haunted money hawkers dwell;
they meant to live in heaven,
but they find themselves in hell.

Account manipulation
will not give them what they need;
all the gold in Midas'...

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I get my mass shootings mixed up
every day-another one-
makes you somewhat numb
the killers are all much the same
life time losers-twisted agenda
so quick to place the blame-

They can plan and finance their mayhem
then claim that they're insane
spared the sparky chair and ball and chain  
a...

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I am small,
You are tall,
But does it matter at all?

No, Bernie!
My heart is Berning!
You see my vision.

I am a twig,
And you are big?
Let The Bern do his gig!

Bernie Sanders we can dig!...

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Hark! That rustling of the leaves
makes me wobbly at the knees,
or did I dream of Thatcher’s ghost
chasing "wets" from post to post?
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When Tony Blair bashed up Hussein,
no Robin Hood at home bought gain. 
Who then yet may save the day? 
Who remains to show...

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Bernie Closing Horn Haiku

I am supposing
Bernie He may be closing
As well as statements.

Jim Horn...

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YOU ARE IN A CAR WITH CHARCOAL BLAZING IN THE BOOT....DID IT EXPLODE :)
Bernie Kinnear was a blacksmith who  needed charcoal
so they brought some by car to the smithy...trouble was it came to life and set fire to
the boot of the car
Bernie Kinnear
Dirranbandi Blacksmith...

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Sweet Felicia wore a frown, as the distant thunder grew
Raindrops fell and nearly drowned, the beetles running two by two

We ran in tandem through the night, seeking shelter from the storm
In the distance shone a light, and in peril hope was born

A simple cabin through...

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How About Hillary or Bernie

Should we have to take another survey
To see how we will lean and which way
How about Bernie Zombie or scarecrow
Like in Wizard of Oz so similar we know.

Hillary do love and seems so adoring
While Bernie is dull and always boring
Maybe might...

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A Belligerent Bernie

What he did was disturbing by digressing
Around with minds when he is messing
Now have to understand what he meant
Wife looks good in dress they call a tent.

In repertoire many things are done by Bernie
Even went a journey to find an attorney
And down path...

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Oh Say Can You See Bernie

Every place and wherever he may go,
Loud voice boomed looking like scarecrow,
Waving hands moving all over the place;
Seldom would you see smile on his face.

Looked like he suffered from an inquisition
Or after having gone on a long expedition;
Here and there...

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Bothersome Bernie Burn

Better be sure you want to take your turn
Suffering from a bothersome Bernie burn
Who is not steady and much smooth sailing
Will be finger pointing with arms flailing.

Am noticing lately he sure has a knack
Mentioning small percent's and SuperPAC
For subjects in articles, it is...

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