Beefy Poems - Poems about Beefy

...If Minestrone soup Was a rock group... The Beefy base Would take the lead guitars place. The Croutons crunch Would be the drums - munch! The Carrot bits, The drumsticks. The Onion's t......Read the rest...

...do not look at me said our lazy cindy lou she is likely to overdo it if she does it, said Uncle Stew Dolphin shook his head, voting for Magoo All we needed now was a boy named Sue a ghost came ......Read the rest...

...Stricken with turbulence at about seventy two inches Yours truly issuing a deafening rebel yell bursting forth with such might courtesy cooking under pressure analogous to volcanic upswell, fo......Read the rest...

...Midterms are over and I killed ‘em (Yes, even physics) - yeah me! I spent the last two weeks like prisoners do, marking off days until - freedom. Now the pressure’s off and I can chill. Spring break ......Read the rest...

...A curious thing, seven pounds of primero prime rib materialized in my freezer. Mouth-teasing saliva reached a high-waterline just below upraised quizzical eyebrows. I thanked the beefy butch......Read the rest...

...Literate lettered latitudinarian Presents the following slapdash higglety-pigglety bupkis, whereby reader experiences being mentally hogtied perusing pseudo poetic perambulation devoid of sens......Read the rest...

...Roses are dead, triceratops is blue Vampires would gag at the taste of old you We are stuck together, both chubby toward totally fat You are my soul mate; what do you say to that? Your skin is ......Read the rest...

...somber thoughts in disarray broken moments of a jaded day under siege of firing brigades the bed you lay in is the bed you made tattered talons from battles fought a mind full of colorful forg......Read the rest...

...PARK AVENUE I came across Park Avenue in Winter Park, Florida many years ago, where I flew for my work to examine a company for following its claims handling process, procedures and the insuran......Read the rest...

...Apostle Matthew encountered... artist, dragon and gangster extraordinaire Here at 2 Highland Manor Drive Schwenksville, Pennsylvania. Actually all three people linkedin to each other courte......Read the rest...

...Messiah’s portent His advent, descent, ascent Returns to cement Apostates conspire To douse the prophet's hellfire But reap God's backfire Curse your weighted scale Your oppression leaves ......Read the rest...

...Bosom best-buddy Beta Beta Beta boys begin bonding by bringing before biennial brunches: bouncier basketballs budget bean burritos bounteous beefy burgers beautiful broad-minded busty bo......Read the rest...

...Now, he is fed up with his rubber pistol, Irrepressibly itching for Hard Metal: To every onlooker crystal clear That Kingsley has drowned his fear Of spraying bullets 360o degrees And blood stai......Read the rest...

...“I prob’ly shouldn’t be telling you, Marge, but...knowing I can count on you to never tell another soul...get a load of this! Just as I was hoping, my biggest prayer was answered - and after barely ......Read the rest...

...Pure coincidence that live sheep are exposed in a new atom test I do not think so, as I am sure I am not exactly like most of the rest. Pure conjecture brings me into my clever cagey charlatan way......Read the rest...