Beefcake Poems - Poems about Beefcake

...There was once a clumsy guy named Jake He was friends with my big cousin Blake That taught kung fu drunk Kept boos in the car trunk Graduates couldn't fight none, no beefcake ......

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...Most restful sleep since... being in utero Courtesy restless leg syndrome spouse called me expletive rat fink ousted me out the bed with plink as lovely bones almost got extinct, whence consol......

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...Penuriousness long did acquaint yours truly, who feels loath to lodge complaint regarding series of unfortunate events (Lemony Snicket be damned) imposed monetary constraint, now aghast with ......

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...• By daniel miltz • You're not born with cool, you've got to find it. A leather jacket that fits like a glove knows it. Cool is an act. Cool is by learning to stand out from the crowd, stay ahea......

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...Listen...carefully, and ye kin hear the muffled (dollar us - dolorous) sound ache king plaintive very loosely analogous to duck cry of mourning, didst awake ken to the somber news ......

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... When Miss Doubtfire moved in to their heart, she entered dragon tail swinging Plastered smiling walls of bachelor resistance got knocked down at every single candlelight date demoliti......

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...My middle aged spread is just spreading So I thought I should join a new gym Got to fit in my dress for a wedding With some exercise I could get thin I’ve got these new gym pants th......

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...It all happened so fast No one had time to react What to do now that the Honeywagon is gone Do we really want this day to dawn Reality hits, how could Charlie be so heartless He tells the female......

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...Listen, They cry, Voters beat the bullies, Check out the latest shock jock, Red eyes, pub snacks, Dodgy hair and drunkenness, Infected crime and spared avoiding Spam, Busy wallowing in profund......

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