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Jake the Beefcake

...There was once a clumsy guy named Jake
He was friends with my big cousin Blake
          That taught kung fu drunk
          Kept boos in the car trunk
Graduates couldn't fight none, no beefcake
...

Categories: beefcake, humor,
Form: Limerick

Most Restful Sleep Since Being In Utero

...Most restful sleep since... being in utero

Courtesy restless leg syndrome
spouse called me expletive rat fink
ousted me out the bed with plink
as lovely bones almost got extinct,
whence consol...

Categories: beefcake, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

Overdraft Finds Me Chill and Off Balance

...Penuriousness long did acquaint
yours truly, who feels loath
to lodge complaint
regarding series of unfortunate events
(Lemony Snicket be damned)
imposed monetary constraint,

now aghast with ...

Categories: beefcake, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Being a Cool Kid

...• By daniel miltz •


You're not born with cool, you've got to find it. A leather jacket that fits like a glove knows it. Cool is an act. Cool is by learning to stand out from the crowd, stay ahea...

Categories: beefcake, cool, crazy,
Form: Bio

Wallet Weeps As Woebegone Former Mister Or Missus Snake

...Listen...carefully,
     and ye kin hear
the muffled (dollar us -
dolorous) sound ache
king plaintive very loosely
     analogous to duck cry

of mourning, didst awake
ken to the somber news
...

Categories: beefcake, bible, body, fate, loss,
Form: Free verse

Invertebrate Indecision

...

When Miss Doubtfire moved in
to their heart,
she entered dragon tail swinging
Plastered smiling walls of bachelor resistance
got knocked down
at every single candlelight date demoliti...

Categories: beefcake, humorous, metaphor, relationship, satire,
Form: Burlesque

Gym'Ll Fix It - Written With Nina Parmenter

...My middle aged spread is just spreading
So I thought I should join a new gym
Got to fit in my dress for a wedding
With some exercise I could get thin

I’ve got these new gym pants th...

Categories: beefcake, body, fun, health, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Sugarland Express(The Honeywagon's Replacement)

...It all happened so fast
No one had time to react
What to do now that the Honeywagon is gone
Do we really want this day to dawn
Reality hits, how could Charlie be so heartless
He tells the female...

Categories: beefcake, friendship, funny, work,
Form: ABC

The Pod Casts'

...Listen, They cry,
Voters beat the bullies,
Check out the latest shock jock,
Red eyes, pub snacks,
Dodgy hair and drunkenness,
Infected crime and spared avoiding Spam, 
Busy wallowing in profund...

Categories: beefcake, caregiving, devotion, faith, imagination,
Form: Verse