Alexis Y. Poet Limerick

Jake the Beefcake

There was once a clumsy guy named Jake
He was friends with my big cousin Blake
          That taught kung fu drunk
          Kept boos in the car trunk
Graduates couldn't fight none, no beefcake

    Jake was only a stud in his huge head
Wife divorced him because he wet the bed 
            She took the house and Car
              He moved into the bar 
Teaches yoga with one student, bro Fred



Contest:Make Me Laugh With Some Humor
             Sponsor:Tania Kitchin
              November 23, 2020

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Paula Goldsmith December 21, 2020 at 8:14 AM Congratulations on your win. What a funny write. I needed a good laugh. Enjoy your win with blessings....................

Eve Roper December 20, 2020 at 9:19 PM Congratulations on your win, Alexis, a cute poem. Hugs Eve

Paul Callus December 20, 2020 at 12:24 AM Congratulations on your fine win, Alexis! Jake must have been quite a dreamer:) ~ Regards and Merry Christmas. // paul

Andrea Dietrich December 19, 2020 at 6:11 PM ha, I really like the line where he wet the bed!! Congrats on your win, Alexis

Sam Kauffman December 19, 2020 at 5:25 PM So fun Alexis! Congratulations on your winning poem! Merry Christmas to you and all those you love. :)

Newton Ranaweera December 19, 2020 at 4:46 PM Congratulations, Alexis, on your placement for this fun limerick!!

Howard Kerr December 19, 2020 at 4:11 PM Hello Alexis, I’m grateful for your soupmail visit and of course your kindness. Congratulations to you also. Wishing you well in your endeavours. Howard

Beryl Edmonds December 19, 2020 at 4:01 PM Hi Alexis, back with congratulations on the win with your amusing entry in the contest. Belle :-)

Janice Canerdy December 19, 2020 at 3:40 PM A funny one, Alexis! CONGRATS! Janice

Joseph May December 19, 2020 at 6:55 AM Haha, Congrats on your win Alexis

Tania Kitchin December 19, 2020 at 4:02 AM Alexis, congratulations on your winning placement wit your funny limericks! Alexis Y. December 19, 2020 at 5:17 AM Hi Tania, You hosted a good. And you had a lot of good entries. I appreciate my placement in your contest. I'm wishing you a Merry Christmas and. Happy New Year. Stay safe and well:-) Alexis

Paghunda Zahid December 3, 2020 at 3:10 AM Haha Poor Jake. Good one

Victor Buhagiar November 26, 2020 at 5:48 AM Great limericks. ~~

John Watt November 25, 2020 at 12:47 AM Jake sounds like a real loser! Thanks for the smile and best wishes in Tania's contest ~ John

Peter Dome November 24, 2020 at 4:17 PM haha. Brilliant Love it.sounds like me. well done. best wishes. Pete.

Sandra Adams November 24, 2020 at 1:38 PM lol... thanks for the laughs, i needed that... perhaps if he didn't drink so much he wouldn't have wet the bed but he sounds quite content in the bar... good write, best wishes in the contest! hugs

Beryl Edmonds November 24, 2020 at 7:42 AM Very amusing Alexis, can’t see Jake going far, living as he does, in a bar... Belle:-)

Freddie Robinson Jr. November 24, 2020 at 1:03 AM This poem is belly roll laugh funny, Alexis. I esp loved the last line, of course. Cool poem. Love and peace forever. Alexis Y. November 24, 2020 at 6:51 AM Hi Freddie, I am happy it made you. Glad you liked the last (wink) line! I appreciate your support, my friend:-)Alexis

Joseph May November 23, 2020 at 6:09 PM It was Pepe Le Pew not kungfu..:)...Nicely done Alexis Alexis Y. November 24, 2020 at 6:52 AM Hi Joseph, Thanks for being the first one to comment, however, I did make some changes to it. Have a nice day:-)Alexis