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Jake the Beefcake

There was once a clumsy guy named Jake
He was friends with my big cousin Blake
          That taught kung fu drunk
          Kept boos in the car trunk
Graduates couldn't fight none, no beefcake

    Jake was only a stud in his huge head
Wife divorced him because he wet the bed 
            She took the house and Car
              He moved into the bar 
Teaches yoga with one student, bro Fred



Contest:Make Me Laugh With Some Humor
             Sponsor:Tania Kitchin
              November 23, 2020

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Paula Goldsmith Date: 12/21/2020 8:14:00 AM Congratulations on your win. What a funny write. I needed a good laugh. Enjoy your win with blessings.................... Login to Reply

Eve Roper Date: 12/20/2020 9:19:00 PM Congratulations on your win, Alexis, a cute poem. Hugs Eve Login to Reply

Paul Callus Date: 12/20/2020 12:24:00 AM Congratulations on your fine win, Alexis! Jake must have been quite a dreamer:) ~ Regards and Merry Christmas. // paul Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/19/2020 6:11:00 PM ha, I really like the line where he wet the bed!! Congrats on your win, Alexis Login to Reply

Sam Kauffman Date: 12/19/2020 5:25:00 PM So fun Alexis! Congratulations on your winning poem! Merry Christmas to you and all those you love. :) Login to Reply

Newton Ranaweera Date: 12/19/2020 4:46:00 PM Congratulations, Alexis, on your placement for this fun limerick!! Login to Reply

Howard Kerr Date: 12/19/2020 4:11:00 PM Hello Alexis, I’m grateful for your soupmail visit and of course your kindness. Congratulations to you also. Wishing you well in your endeavours. Howard Login to Reply

Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/19/2020 4:01:00 PM Hi Alexis, back with congratulations on the win with your amusing entry in the contest. Belle :-) Login to Reply

Janice Canerdy Date: 12/19/2020 3:40:00 PM A funny one, Alexis! CONGRATS! Janice Login to Reply

Joseph May Date: 12/19/2020 6:55:00 AM Haha, Congrats on your win Alexis Login to Reply

Tania Kitchin Date: 12/19/2020 4:02:00 AM Alexis, congratulations on your winning placement wit your funny limericks! Login to Reply Alexis Y. Date: 12/19/2020 5:17:00 AM Hi Tania, You hosted a good. And you had a lot of good entries. I appreciate my placement in your contest. I'm wishing you a Merry Christmas and. Happy New Year. Stay safe and well:-) Alexis

Paghunda Zahid Date: 12/3/2020 3:10:00 AM Haha Poor Jake. Good one Login to Reply

Victor Buhagiar Date: 11/26/2020 5:48:00 AM Great limericks. ~~ Login to Reply

John Watt Date: 11/25/2020 12:47:00 AM Jake sounds like a real loser! Thanks for the smile and best wishes in Tania's contest ~ John Login to Reply

Peter Dome Date: 11/24/2020 4:17:00 PM haha. Brilliant Love it.sounds like me. well done. best wishes. Pete. Login to Reply

Sandra Adams Date: 11/24/2020 1:38:00 PM lol... thanks for the laughs, i needed that... perhaps if he didn't drink so much he wouldn't have wet the bed but he sounds quite content in the bar... good write, best wishes in the contest! hugs Login to Reply

Beryl Edmonds Date: 11/24/2020 7:42:00 AM Very amusing Alexis, can’t see Jake going far, living as he does, in a bar... Belle:-) Login to Reply

Freddie Robinson Jr. Date: 11/24/2020 1:03:00 AM This poem is belly roll laugh funny, Alexis. I esp loved the last line, of course. Cool poem. Love and peace forever. Login to Reply Alexis Y. Date: 11/24/2020 6:51:00 AM Hi Freddie, I am happy it made you. Glad you liked the last (wink) line! I appreciate your support, my friend:-)Alexis

Joseph May Date: 11/23/2020 6:09:00 PM It was Pepe Le Pew not kungfu..:)...Nicely done Alexis Login to Reply Alexis Y. Date: 11/24/2020 6:52:00 AM Hi Joseph, Thanks for being the first one to comment, however, I did make some changes to it. Have a nice day:-)Alexis