Overdraft Finds Me Chill and Off Balance

Penuriousness long did acquaint yours truly, who feels loath to lodge complaint regarding series of unfortunate events (Lemony Snicket be damned) imposed monetary constraint, now aghast with horror (ain't no trick), I unwittingly did faint, only negative indebted interest accrues, now if ever mister money bags I haint, no gainsay purposelessness to air principal plaint, yet to fulfill personal daily quota regarding poem writing subliminally eases restraint prompting good samaritan deeds subsequent anointed saint homelessness looms around the corner crimping psyche argh mental health depressed courtesy poverty doth taint. Seriously folks (especially Bugs Bunny), I best coon sitter turning over new leaf versus "fake" gilded pretense success and posthumous famous author doth leave me awake nsync courtesy restless leg syndrome shakes bed (lamb - spouse) like earthquake, whereby thwack with her elbow finds broken rib cage, when thus spake Zarathustra bidding me to branch off and leave writing... say kickstart panhandling as faux grubstake with global warming... formerly deeply buried untold bajillion dollars free, for taking, thus best not forsake golden, silver, bronze... opportunity analogously swimming within monied lake, or accumulate stash tall as Taj Mahal and/or Trump Tower livingsocial footloose and fancy free gourmandizing till I resemble Mar-a-lago sized beefcake recklessly splurging penny wise and pound foolish proudly arrogantly boasting what cutthroat tactics can accomplish, hmm... perhaps contemplating on whim purchasing Greenland for a song (infringing, extracting, bilking... copyrights) swish goes signature scribble to abolish purposeless law meant as hedge to sideline ruthless machiavellian brash art of the deal done courtesy genius eh... so what if the global financial market doth crash, viz fillet of fish?