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Bedpan Poems - Poems about Bedpan

Bedpan Poems - Examples of all types of poems about bedpan to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for bedpan.

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Premium Member wrong bread for Fred
...to slip out the door where’s my bag with clothes that I wore the bed has an alarm sensor if you try to soar using a bedpan will be quite the chore. wrapped myself up in sheets, hiding my buns ran down the back stairway before morn......Read More
Categories: bedpan, funny,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Hospital Note
...ed to find the cat." She replied. He had forgotten. "Yes that damn cat!” "Meanwhile" she continued, "poop into this bedpan." ......Read More
Categories: bedpan, poetry,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Old Age Revealed
...m, Of the old folk’s home to see someone you love, Confined to the deathbed;—not a pleasant sight. (The embarrassing bedpan within reach.) In disgust I watch the nurse, Spoon feed my friend, I am at a loss for words and can only smi......Read More
Categories: bedpan, age, angst, friend, friendship,
Form: Verse
Bones Lament - Collaboration with Darren White
...d to my spine, but nay No more, they're disjointed now, I feel good My legs, if I have any, are sticks of wood The bedpan gives chills up and down my skin Turn my head , let loose, it feels like a sin Reruns on TV, watch the news ten......Read More
Categories: bedpan, fun, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Tina and Miss Myrtle
...s face was turning blue, Waiting for that mobile Lu. Not yet! Not yet! Exclaims Tina in her face, I have to slip the bedpan safely in its place. Ahhhhh, Myrtle she was happy now, her look was just sublime, As she jumped into the whee......Read More
Categories: bedpan, caregiving, crazy, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Hey, handsome...
...rin resurrected and resplendent through trickled specks of semi-dried sweat. “No more IV’s”…“right…” “No more bedpans”…“exactly…” “No more night sweats”…“yes, handsome…” “Now give me a big hug, Jeffrey…Jeffrey…” My hands trem......Read More
Categories: bedpan, lossme, language, language, me,
Form: Free verse