Bad Egg Poems - Poems about Bad Egg

... "Grenades" When Humpty fell off the wall she stood over the mess that bad egg left like a marauding architect she was holding two pistols the smoking guns of a life p......Read the rest...

...CHAPTER ONE They closed the county zoo for it was sick financially They thought they’d take the creatures to their homes across the sea The Silverback Gorilla soon in Africa would be And then t......Read the rest...

...Think I need a cowboy With some fat free ranch Think I’d like to see him Swinging from a branch Reaching out towards me To get all my attention Think I need a cowboy Thought I would just men......Read the rest...

...Goodness me, fiddle dee dee and la de dah Mary turned into a black sheep, baa baa baa That naughty little lamb Has contrived a big scam She's gone too far astray and has lost her way Mary's be......Read the rest...

...Tis better 2 Block , Ignore Or 2 Send them Tail firmly betwixt Scuttling back under The ROCK they come And hide beneath Until it both Crushes and caves in on them ......Read the rest...

...There once was a bad egg named Drew Who had a good friend he knew He said, “I can’t tell, If I’m going right to hell” “But if I am, will you visit me too?”......Read the rest...

...So, I’m the last survivor of a breed that ruled the world! Brrr! It’s getting mighty cold. I suppose we can’t complain though. Our innings was quite long. Brrrr! It’s getting mighty cold. When I ......Read the rest...

...I was leanin' on the fence slurpin' a mug o' joe, Admirin' my neighbor's garden and watchin' Harry hoe. "Harry, Harry", I asked, "What makes yer garden grow?" "I spread oodles of fecal matter on e......Read the rest...

...The rotting of a socialist I knew of a young man a rebel who wanted his country to adopt the Scandinavian model of socialism. He was elected to great acclaim by the people, to do what he want......Read the rest...

...Within the repetition of the mundane, disguised by delusions and aspirations of grandeur, we struggle to find a purpose which can guide us to a higher level of happiness and self worth. We seek to br......Read the rest...

...So, I’m the last survivor of a breed that ruled the world! Brrr! It’s getting mighty cold. I suppose we can’t complain though. Our innings was quitre long. Brrrr! It’s getting mighty cold. When I......Read the rest...

...An Echo Poem Original: If I Kissed It - Poem by Brian Johnston If I kissed it, would that make it better? Are you needing much more than a friend? Would it help if I held you so deep in my ......Read the rest...

...I’ve heard people say dinosaurs are extinct But I think there must be a resurgence! It seems that our scientists all must have blinked, Could it be just a bad egg emergence? Imagine eggs dorman......Read the rest...

...Here I rise... Surrounded by souls but still all alone Born just ramble and bound just to roam Nothingness is my name and nowhere is my home Here I rise...Like silver moons down the golden slots......Read the rest...

...All eggs are White when Laid But some may not be as good as others Even if kept safely in a safe environment you only come to know about this (unless you had tested them for fitness in some oth......Read the rest...