Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Working out like a fool every day
Wait till the girlies get a load of this bod
My gorgeous physique on display
Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Girlies will want to slurp from my bowl
Trying to get in on some of the action
“Hang on now, show some control!”
Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
They'll all get a piece sooner or later
Surely can understand their excitement
I'll soon be one pumped up operator
Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Alway knew I had animal magnetism
But I've taken that to a whole new level
Complimenting charm with witticism
Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Working with the weights, a real jock
Soon be on the cover of “Muscle Power”
Great physique and abs like a rock!
(chuckle)
An amazing image just came into view
Was wrapped in the arms of Penelope Cruz
Kissed me all over my bod
Where girlies feared to trod
So the animal magnetism I possess is true
An amazing image just came into view
Was wrapped in the arms of Penelope Cruz
Kissed me all over my bod
Where girlies feared to trod
So the animal magnetism I possess is true
Our skin when young was soft as a cuddly baby kittens,
getting turkey necks and batwings only leads to wisdom,
will not ever admit defeat,
as I look at my new crows feet,
at least we still have some animal magnetism.
What is Love?
But a double edged sword...
Like Cupids arrow,
That pierces your inner core,
A harpoon of love driven through your humble heart...
Emotions gushing out like an erotic volcano,
Lava Love, hot and heavy.
This brings forth fertile ground...early spring
Flowers blossom at your touch...
Animal magnetism...
Sexual convulsions...aromas of Amour-
We indulge in the full spectrum...
The gambit of Love...
Oh Venus...how we love to love to love...
But... Cupid has another arrow-
A magnetic harpoon...thrown at the speed of light,
To my metallic Heart...
Thrusting my inner core of emotions...
A vomiting volcano spewing the guts of love.
Lava blood running red...with smells of cinder and dust-
Like swallowing a burning cactus...thorns of despair...
Oh Lost Love...
All Love is lost...
Oh Aphrodite what dark seas have you cast...
The lava is melting my soul...melting...meltng...mltng...mtng...mg...
Feb.12.2016
Re-entered for Second Place - Poetry Contest...June.26.2016
By Laura Loo
An amazing image just popped into view
Was wrapped in the arms of Penelope Cruz
Feverishely kissed my bod
Nowhere she didn't prod
So the animal magnetism I possess is true
© Jack Ellison 2016
A pet more exotic I'd wanted.
A pet to be groomed and then flaunted.
Not a dog or a cat -
Something cooler than that!
I began my search feeling undaunted
In a pet store I came on a ferret.
Such a pain he was! How did I bear it?
Under doors and through cracks
He'd escape from me. AAAACH!!
So I traded him in for a parrot.
Well, the parrot just wanted to fly!
And that bird knew more bad words than I.
When he called me a whore,
I threw open the door:
“Now you’re getting your wish, Bird. BYE BYE!
A boa constrictor I bought,
He’d like to be cuddled, I thought,
But he wrapped and he squeezed,
As I gasped and I wheezed,
And offered the rat that I’d caught.
A bowl of piranha I won -
I played Baccarat with a nun -
And they wiggled their bums,
So I tickled their tums,
But bones ’stead of fingers aint fun.
My elderly aunt sent a text,
Suggesting tarantulas next,
But my spider alas,
Took a bite of my ass:
My pet-owning hobby is hexed.
I went to the pet shop, I swear,
But nothing I wanted was there -
To my pets I am prey,
So I went on eBay,
And purchased a big teddy bear.
For the "Grab a Partner" Contest. To see
who I collaborated with, read my comment
under the poem.
Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Working out like a fool every day
Wait till the girlies get a load of this bod
My gorgeous physique on display
Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Girlies will want to slurp from my bowl
Trying to get in on some of the action
“Hang on now, show some control!”
Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
They'll all get a piece sooner or later
Really can understand their excitement
I'll soon be one pumped up operator
Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Alway knew I had animal magnetism
But I've taken that to a whole new level
Complimenting charm with witticism
Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Working with the weights, a real jock
Soon be on the cover of “Muscle Power”
Great physique and abs like a rock!
© Jack Ellison 2013
Dive into electric spectrum
Sending all praises to animal magnetism
Fueling vital sparks of Love
As global flesh interpenetrates
Each unsuspecting mind, clocked with time
A snake eats its own tail
Recycling past and present
Revealing the possible whole
Out of a mortal clutch
Uncoil, the spine springs like string
Kundalini advances within
Ripping a gateway of Now
Surging forth Niagra Falls
God-Eye opened for the pasture
As perception unfilitered looses silver
Snaking its way through central channel
Giving Earth back its plenty
Healing the wounds of war
Removing doubts and fear
Eclipsing every intelligence near
John’s Limerick
a touch of the animal,
a sweet refraim,
animal magnetism at it again,
power to you lad, keep up your end,
love them ladies, be my friend!
love it cobber, John.
Russell
cute distraction of the day,
with an angel oh so cute,
fender bender heaven sender,
sweet engendered beaut ,
great poetry mate...
fairy folklore coos capture,
brings on the thought of the rapture,
drowning so deep, am i asleep,
or is Linda-Marie this chapter :)
Nancy,
Thank you little baby doll,
them 38 slugs for nongs n trolls,
wax is clear for ventilation,
sex bex n fourex my preoccupation...
sometimes..
First man
This first man was possessed of a body in which,
the soul functioned easily than does, today’s the *****,
The third eye we know today,
pituitary body was childs play,
highly developed, mind the soul controlled,
body was connected, all was whole,
know what happens, around the world,
intuition picture, curled, unfurled,
willed body moved by thought of mold,
place to place, by thought control,
when mind controls all body function,
grow new teeth to eat your luncheon,
a hundred times stronger was the will,
to be struck dead by thought, instil,
so weak today but powers still,
animal magnetism grip of the dill,
still powers the enterprising.
Don Johnson
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
A best with animal magnetism
Is what he will probably think
Just say to him
"So you're the missing link"
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