Humorous Animal Poems
These Humorous Animal poems are examples of Animal poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Animal Humorous poems written by international poets.
How to pick Dragon FruitSnatch it from the dragon's lair
while he's sleeping, shh, beware
(or you'll get caught in his stare)
eat some, share some, if you dare
(preserve rest in fridgidaire)
if...
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animal, childhood, fire, fruit,
The Butler’s SolutionThere were once some giraffes asked to tea
They politely accepted with glee.
The butler remarked, ”Aren’t YOU tall!”
For you, our chairs are too small.
So they drank...
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animal, giggle, humor, humorous,
Dine and Dash
Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...
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animal, food, friend, giggle,
The Gigglephant And Giraffalaugha gigglephant and giraffalaugh
in a junglement’s delight
did swing on a vine
most of the time
but today decided to fight
set to did they
but laugh did they
and tried...
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animal, fun, funny, giggle,
Two, One, or ZeroTwo wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street
Hounds bite other's butt
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut
I note discreetly,
"Both were...
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animal, dog, funny, humor,
Categories:
animal, humor, humorous,
Hippo Carebulging
burgeoning
bulbous grin
widening
a widened chair
to sit him in
liking
lotions
rubbed on chin
and greying
gruelling
sunburn skin
...
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animal, fun, funny, humorous,
The Unexpected Bardsat a toad by a pond
pondering
of some words
words of wonder
wondering
then he croaked them
gave his voice
voicing
and looking up
saw an audience
rejoicing
and the animals
with a...
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animal, fun, funny, humorous,
Bunnies Welcome Spring
As a kid I had three bunnies,
they were free I paid no moneys.
It was Easter time,
I had won them and they were all mine.
I had...
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Categories:
animal, child, dad, easter,
Working DogsHad a big dog for to tend the sheep
Small dog for a ratter while we sleep
Old spot for all to pet
Growler for warn he let
All...
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animal, dog, jobs,
It Started With A blank Canvas
It started with a blank canvas,
the world I should make but I am anxious.
Making fields of pretty flowers,
to the deep blue seas takes many hours.
Mountains...
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animal, bird, love, men,
Adorable EweThe symbol of docility
In green lands of tranquility.
There’s more to lamb that meets the eye
Besides her nature, soft and shy.
Over its tender...
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animal, humorous,
The 4 Seasons
Winter is very cold
the wind is bold
snowman made the centerfold
brown snow is old.
Spring is in the air
flowers now blooming...
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Categories:
animal, cool, fun, snow,
Wonderment at existenceWonderment at existence ™
With my scrunched
and bushy furrowed brow
I often ponder
the precise circumstances
that any thing to be born
tracing back lineage of self...
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Categories:
adventure, animal, atheist, celebration,
Larry the Lizard
Best described as lizard slime,
Larry was worst of all time.
His big rheumy nose
was red as a rose
And his eyes glowed green as lime!...
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Categories:
animal, fun, giggle, green,