Humorous Analogy Poems

'Here-comes-The-She--riff'/'And-his-second-trusted-Deputy'
'They-chea-ted-and-were-shot-de--ead'/'By-the-new-Ma-yo--or'/ 'Bob-Mar-ley'

'If-their-left-foot-takes-an-in--nch'/'And-their-right-foot-takes-a-lengthier-mile'
'Hand-law-a-forty-fi--ive'/'And-make-that-bestnerd-hop-with-a-smile'

'Your-dancing-half-you-spun-le--eft'/'You-alone-with-Suave-south-for-a-drive' 
'Not-as-Missing-Per--sons'/'Posters-as-being-Wan-ted-Dead-or-Alive'

'Your-thrones-King's-and-Que--een's'/'The-Court-Jester-made-his-sweet-sixteen'
'Queen-is-expec-ti--ing'/'King's-glad-Jester-fa-ces-le-Guil-lo-tine'

'Judges-and-Ju--dy's'/'This-here-courtroom-is-in-repossession'
'Gavels-get-rea--dy'/'And-assault-with-deadly-precision'

'Guilty-as-cha--arged'/'Throw-the-book-at-um-as-they-cry-out-ouch!'
'Innocent-is-set-fre--ee'/'After-those-they-accused-gouged-their-eyes-out!'

'Kamala-is-the-fel--la'/'Lady-Justice-like-the-blindfolders-spawn'
'The-Justices-all-wa--atched'/'As-U.-S.-Constitution-burned-on-the-lawn'

'Pu-tin's-confus--sion'/'Non-goes-front-or-back-of-fic--ti--on'
'Tales-from-Tsar's-wo--ods'/'Rasputin-Myname-front- or-back-a-muse'

'Biden-casta--Net's'/'And-Yahoo's-all-over-Is-ra-el'
'Joe-cuts-China-tea--time'/'Pekoe-dives-inside-Starbuck's-swimming-pool'...

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a dam gifts itself
to take tears to a blind spot~
tears will never give ......

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                  'twuz'nt much tuh jiggle
   ...

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In the small space called Monkeyland,
where fishes hop o'er clouds,
and cats and dogs walk hand in hand,
doves dive not flocks but crowds,
the Crab Fest is...

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tally of real rally
had been vacated in valley
submerged by sally

(evaporated in valley)
(a vagrant ((virgin)) in valley)
(very variable vaunting veracity vibrantly voiced in valley)
(got eaten in...

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Abandoned Yellow Star,
Existential apostle.
Solar flares haunt outworlds, "I'm It, you're not."

Mercury, Mary's star loved from afar.
Hot but not the hottest star.
A tiny lifeless star.

Venus will...

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Single cell, single cell, single cell lock
Single cells king and single cells bring
Throwin' and blowin' few pushers of some
Now the single chop has begun
Single cell,...

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Prune juice as effective emetic

Brainstorming yields casting 
the following plumbline 
netting genetic, italic, kinetic, 
magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic,
synchronistic, and universalistic result.

Ofttimes I experience constipation bout,
and thus...

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I’ve read many scholarly 
works 

those firmly grounded and 
those firmly berserk

bored by page 2,
rarely anything new
doubtful that either are
true

with cute linguistic twerk
we fool the...

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ice fishing
is there a science to it

that's fiction

I say that
cause my fish is somewhat small

mayhaps your hole is too small
if you make your hole bigger
your...

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my friend Fox
build box
another friend, Cap
produces trap
if Fox was a cap
and Cap was Fox,
every box would be a trap,
and every trap would be a box...!

Based...

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Hey there you.' Just put it down and step away.'
Reality is as plain as day.' Even night wont cover
You, you who are faceless; faithless thoiugh...

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Sweet William

There once was a man, smelt like a trash can
‘Til came the day the dreadful fray began 
Wife said she would leave
And find a...

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A customer wandered into the post office fair,
Seeking to send a package with the utmost care.
Billy, a coworker with a smile so bright
Welcomed her presence,...

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You can take
       a donkey
       to drink
    water in the...

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