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Absolute Disgrace Poems - Poems about Absolute Disgrace


Premium MemberTopsy Turvy Pudding

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I once made an upside down pudding
But it slipped out whilst it was cooking
It covered the oven base
Was an absolute disgrace
Yet the taste was second to nothing....
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Categories: absolute disgrace, food, fun,
Form: Limerick

Why My Hands Are Empty

...Flowers sprout out of the shallow earth, 
And give us beauty of sight and scent with their birth 
And to love them much is what we ought do with our time 
But grabbing by the base and plucking sho...
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Categories: absolute disgrace, life,
Form: Rhyme



Premium MemberAn Absolute Disgrace

...The invasion began on the twenty fourth of February
When in from Belarus came, the filth of humanity
The world soon got to know of their cruel depravities 
Each town they invaded, they were gu...
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Categories: absolute disgrace, children, death, evil, people,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberFred the Perv

...A pervert hung silk stockings by the tree
With a note saying put a girl in for me
He rushed down Christmas morn
After watching some p.o.r.n.
And found both the silk stockings were empty.

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Categories: absolute disgrace, humor,
Form: Limerick

Cruel Memories

...Hey, Cruel Memories
that I don't want to remember!
Do not beat all the pains and agonies
on my face
just like tens of hammers
pounding on one anvil
as if to shape a horseshoe,
It’s an absolute...
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Categories: absolute disgrace, emotions,
Form: Free verse



Premium MemberOn Reading Really Bad Verse

...I know some folks who would not know a poem
If it slapped them in the face.
The way some string unrelated words together
Is an absolute disgrace.
Sometimes, the grammar is so bad it r...
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Categories: absolute disgrace, angst, growth, humor, image,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberThe Warrior Not

...He wears fatigues and carries a high powered gun
On his head a wide brimmed hat to protect from the sun
Trophies he's after gives him such a big thrill
Then poses on Facebook showing off hi...
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Categories: absolute disgrace, africa, animal, death,
Form: Rhyme

Cancel Them All

...I heard it from the internet,
we’re now living in a new age,
and all twinges of racism
and oppression should go away.
We have to change our sports team names,
we have to tear down the statues,
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Categories: absolute disgrace, community, culture, how i
Form: Rhyme

Thank You

...You give a gift and you expect
Acknowledgement, at least,
Yet somehow, in this current age, 
The thank you nod has ceased.

No note, no phone call - it gets worse -
No words when face to face.
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Categories: absolute disgrace, thanks,
Form: Rhyme

The Taking of a Hero's Wife, Part Ii

...The things they screamed at poor Laura
enraged Owen, and made his blood boil,
to harass a widow who’d lost everything…
Was there nothing left they would not spoil?

Owen saw a police car, on the...
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Categories: absolute disgrace, bereavement, courage, loss, love,
Form: Narrative

Look Before You Gesture - a True Story

...Many years ago my partner gave me an unexpected birthday surprise,
A trip to Lake Windermere, the beauty of it there’s no compromise.

The hotel where we stayed was right on the edge of the lake,
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Categories: absolute disgrace, birthday, conflict, funny, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberThe Truth Is Still the Truth

...I'm searching far and wide for the facts, getting my hands dirty in the process
When we conquer nations, I say bloodshed and they say progress
I have no desire to be burned at the stake
Simply practi...
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Categories: absolute disgrace, corruption, political, sorrow,
Form: Rhyme

Londons Burning

...A  person shot dead,this how it unfolds
rioting and looting,electrcticals clothes and gold
Tottenham bore the first brunt,that came undone
and spread throughout the boroughs of London.

As i sit...
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Categories: absolute disgrace, slam,
Form: Rhyme

If It's Good Pass It On

...Just fifteen years old, pregnant and all alone,
A child herself but in a family way as she checks the coin slot in another pay phone.

Homeless, hungry, all alone and terribly scared,
She just wa...
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Categories: absolute disgrace, childhood, confusion, family, imagination,
Form: Couplet

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