Reception Wedding Poems and Vows

A flawless ceremony, and elegant reception, followed by long honeymoon delayed by snowfall. For John Freeman's love /humor contest Won 2nd place

We've got the wedding bin blues, Reception Centres should have been sued, Plastic chicken and phony food, "Why did you marry me?" we rued, This is the first wives' club, Half were in the pudding club, The orange appliances survived, Half the exes aren't alive, Reception Centres should have been sued, We've got the wedding bin blues!!

A couple are wed At a tiny chapel On a country road The guest are waiting Outside to congratulate The guest gather outside only the wedding party Are allowed inside For the wedding ceremony The guest greet thecouple When they come outside Throwing rice at them When they leave the chapel They go somewhere for photos While the guest travel To the reception hall When the meal is served A toast to bride and groom Then throw the bouquet With dancing music follows

Halucinatrix and the Beast invite you to a fiendish feast. Bring a present, something fresh, made of fish or fowl or flesh from a unicorn as white as the moon will be tonight. We will dance around the tomb, of the Queen we will exhume, who will marry us and then, we'll lay her back to rest again As we leave the cemetery, Throw white lice and wish us merry. Reception afterwards will be... on Haunted Hill, "neath Hangman's Tree. Y'all Come !

A couple got married in the Winter Wonderland For the reception they hired a mariachi band They danced a Spanish jig, Then left in a borrowed rig Stiffing the poor caterer because the food was bland. written December 23, 2021

beautiful wedding priest gave a lovely talk message was “marry someone you are proud of” Three couples broke up during the reception Socialized behavior went out the window Yelling, screaming, throwing of chairs Rings were thrown Accusations were shrieked Guests got more than they paid for Priest took another sip of red wine Having no idea that he was the instigator of the mayhem

Church Wedding Day Bells ring Soon we will be together as one Our love will always be among Attendees will observe Our voices being words Heart to Heart Eye to Eye Love devotion committed Hand in Hand directed Exchanging vows Under Heaven’s watch The Rings and Kiss My Friend and Partner Man and Wife Strong Foundation Reception in our honor The Music and Dance Our spotlight Enchanted for sure Our ever after Honeymoon joy Embark Embrace Love now into ever more.