Betty's Ready
...Archie Arbuckle yearned to sample
Betty's breasts that were more than ample
He flinched when he saw 'em
Then pinched 'em and pawed 'em
Oh my! What a lovely example
She giggled, cu...
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Categories:
wiggled, humorous,
Form: Limerick
First Steps Funerals and Nanas Hands
...First Steps Funerals and Nana's Hands
By Evelyn Aimarie
2 days after my Nana's funeral
My oldest son took his first steps.
She was my grandmother on my father's side, but more like a mother...
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Categories:
wiggled, grandmother, love,
Form: I do not know?
Smiles Of Childhood Days
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A sudden drizzle gushed along the street,
That I wiggled out , romping and playing
In my cotton jumpshirt as summer cooled,
To allow a downpour of monsoon rain.
Swerving through puddles w...
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Categories:
wiggled, childhood, fun,
Form: Light Verse
There Once Lived A Woman Named Jell-O Jiggler
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There once lived a woman made of Jell-O. She jiggled and wiggled
as she walked. Invisible to most she was as clear as a window pane.
She often wore her heart on her sleeve and ended the day...
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Categories:
wiggled, humorous,
Form: Narrative
utmost Sassiest Chicks
...Three of the utmost sassiest chicks I ever did see
Were Bluey, Red, and the notoriously cutey Blondie
They wiggled their tail feathers, causing rooster to turn red.
He was their embarrassed daddy,...
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Categories:
wiggled, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
When Squash Sighs
...I don't know what to do when it feel this way,
When something feels so important, i can't stand to know it alone.
I want to crawl through each home's focal shrine, the temple TV,
Show them this ...
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Categories:
wiggled, dog,
Form: Free verse
A Perfect Murder
...I stabbed
straight into her heart
then wiggled the knife,
twisted and turned.
The blood oozed out
covering the blade and
my hand in scarlet red.
She gave a blood-curdling
shriek and moane...
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Categories:
wiggled, murder, mystery,
Form: Free verse
Identity
...This is a sad tale,
of eight year old Jake,
who because of parental pressure
Identified as a grass Snake.
Each and every school morning,
during the five day week,
he would slither along al...
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Categories:
wiggled, identity,
Form: Rhyme
wee willy waldorf
...Willy Wee Walldorf warbled wonderfully
We watched Willy’s whacky warbling, willingly
Waketa Wobblemaster wiggled wondrously
While weird Wormy Wishman watched wistfully....
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Categories:
wiggled, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Alliteration
Santa Gets Stuck In The Chimney Limerick
...Santa got stuck in a narrow long chimney.
Struggled, wiggled for hours to get himself free!
He let out a Loud blast!
Landed on his Big Ass!
His reindeer were laughing Hysterically!
Michael T...
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Categories:
wiggled, funny,
Form: Limerick
Ode To The Snake
...wiry wily
snakily snake
like a load of spaghetti
all coily not straight
roundy and writhy
curly with flow
like stringy all knotty
and cotton to sew
a scribble of dribble
all longy in l...
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Categories:
wiggled, animal, dedication, imagery, nature,
Form: Light Verse
DESERT HAD ME
...DESERT HAD ME
Now ! Sworn by the wind
Toll! Hooked onto the desert
Gathered my thought from thy rays
Deep in my thought wants meditation
Down on kneel wants consolidation
Roses won't wan...
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Categories:
wiggled, health, life, wind,
Form: Rhyme
Change is Nature’s Delight
...Old Man Winter grumbled and frowned,
Said, "Spring's taking way too long to come 'round!"
But a robin, so bold, chirped up from a tree,
"Relax, grumpy Gus, change is the key!”
Flowers peeked ...
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Categories:
wiggled, butterfly, flower, nature, river,
Form: McWhirtle
A Little Ants Sword
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Sam is a novice gardener who stamps on all ants
He doesn't like them near or crawling on his plants
Their Queen was angry and wanted revenge
For the ones that had fallen she wanted to avenge.
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Categories:
wiggled, insect,
Form: Rhyme
Befuddled
...She wiggled and jiggled and giggled in bed
It fiddled and faddled and rattled her head
But she wiggled so much that she fell to the floor
And wiggled and jiggled and giggled some more
He ...
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Categories:
wiggled, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
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