Wig Poems - Poems about Wig

Put Your Wig On!

“Put your wig on” kid was crying 
Seems like mom can’t win for trying 

Kid blew his lid seeing her hair
And his teary eyes blinded from stare

Social media ate it up viral it went
Moms luck was a wig she wore no sin

Poor little kid thinks mom is sick
Unless she keeps on her luxury wig!

The Pigeons of Trafalgar

The pigeons of Trafalgar Square
Are feathered, yet lacking in hair.
They'd look erudite,
With wigs powdered white,
But wouldn't get up in the air.

Judy

There was a lady named Judy
She was quite a cutie
Until the wig came off
And makeup was tossed
Then she looked like Howdy Doody

I've started wearing a wig in the car

It's thrilling
But so is this poem

I want to take up a most profound authority
Throughout the neighbourhood

A village pastor
And various pursuits of a similar kind

Give me my own planet
My own earf

Postmodernist scumbag
And cowboys from hell days

I want to hear the new Beyonce album
Between the buried and me

I am a cloud cuckoo lander
And wear a wig when

Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2024

Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2024...

(Any resemblance between the following humorous account and real life circumstance tis purely coincidental).

Went off for hair raising shindig
donning noggin of villager in Nigg
(historic county of Ross-shire,
historic region of Ross
and Cromarty, northeast
coast of Scotland).

Somehow postiche crossed the big pond
once belonged to magician,
who

Vampires Wig Idea

Halloween wigmaker had a ghoulish garish way
inventing unique creations that made vampire’s day
how about a new wig made from an amputated head?
In a few hours it would smell bad the wigmaker said.

What if you used doll heads? The vampire suggested.
If you bring me the dolls, so the vampire invested.
People on the street yelled, kicked, gagged

Up Up the Fly Away Wig Doth Go Revisited and Revised April 19th, 2023

Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised April 19th, 2023

IM pen named Pilot Jane A. Rug
who ascribes to writing poetry
as opportunistic, holistic, and cathartic
warming me body electric
courtesy an outsize 
warm brimful coffee mug
I savor and slowly chug.

Toupee piece blew off me bald noggin 
with zag and zig
went off for hair raising

Wig, Out

he’d bought a skull rug for that spot
high on his head where hair was not

but …

it brought him rash and scalp decay -
one horrid nightmare’s “hell toupee”









Copyright © Gregory Richard Barden, February 28, 2023

Creditor and Debtor Converse

Paul wants to his debts pay by installments
Red-eyed Mark holds not back raw sentiments.

“The cash you plan to release me piecemeal 
I could lavish in some delicious meal,
Kitchens crossing their doors to food feel
And pubs parting their curtains to thirst heal:

Now, Red-Hot Mark not sure of starting deals 
Nor big transactions providing fast wheels.
Next, a

Mr Wig

[Pylon (UK) = Transmission tower or Electricity pylon (USA)
Domestos = Bleach]
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Jeremy Wig was entirely bald
He sought the best hairpiece that he could afford
He opened his wallet which made the moths blink
With just a few coins he had to rethink

He went to a fancy dress shop for his hair
The price was unreal - like everything there
The

Grandmas Punky Wig

They could not wait to see what grandma’s newest wig would be.
Prepared for almost anything, she was whimsical and full of glee.
They began to laugh and point. The youngest one said “whoopee!”
She created a sassy and hippy-like wig that was totally punky.
My whimsical grandma for sure suits me, said Sammy, only age three.

Up Up the Fly Away Wig Doth Go Revisited and Revised March 10th, 2022

Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2022...

Went off for hair raising shindig
donning noggin of villager in Nigg
(historic county of Ross-shire,
historic region of Ross
and Cromarty, northeast
coast of Scotland).

Somehow postiche crossed the big pond
once belonged to magician,
who could create static electricity waving wand
across artificial tresses colored blond,
which wizard in disguise

Drag Queen

bright colored feathers
dancing romancing red cheer
wig a gig heart big

A Wig Is Helping An Untiring Lawbreaker

Growing are the grumbles
By a Gathering of Humbles:
A skyrocketing effort to change an unchanging Dinah,
In figures, now closely chasing the population of China:
The grumbles, a fast succeeding siege against the judge
Now set to hit Justice where it hurts…
The earlier mumbles a saintly grudge
Whose holder unrestrainedly blurts.

A wig is helping an untiring lawbreaker,
Scheming to the wrong

Adventure In An Upscale Wig Shoppe

Pierre's upscale wig shoppe sells fine toupees
Gus said, "This one I want to buy today."
   Gus was ready to spit
   'Cos his wig didn't fit
Pierre smiled ~ "First get a haircut, OK?"

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