Wig Poems - Poems about Wig

“Put your wig on” kid was crying Seems like mom can’t win for trying Kid blew his lid seeing her hair And his teary eyes blinded from stare Social media ate it up viral it went Moms luck was a wig she wore no sin Poor little kid thinks mom is sick Unless she keeps on her luxury wig!...

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The pigeons of Trafalgar Square Are feathered, yet lacking in hair. They'd look erudite, With wigs powdered white, But wouldn't get up in the air....

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There was a lady named Judy She was quite a cutie Until the wig came off And makeup was tossed Then she looked like Howdy Doody...

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It's thrilling But so is this poem I want to take up a most profound authority Throughout the neighbourhood A village pastor And various pursuits of a similar kind Give me my own planet My own earf Postmodernist scumbag And cowboys from hell days I want to hear the new Beyonce album Between the buried and me I am a cloud cuckoo lander And wear a wig when...

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Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2024... (Any resemblance between the following humorous account and real life circumstance tis purely coincidental). Went off for hair raising shindig donning noggin of villager in Nigg (historic county of Ross-shire, historic region of Ross and Cromarty, northeast coast of Scotland). Somehow postiche crossed the big pond once belonged to magician, who...

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Halloween wigmaker had a ghoulish garish way inventing unique creations that made vampire’s day how about a new wig made from an amputated head? In a few hours it would smell bad the wigmaker said. What if you used doll heads? The vampire suggested. If you bring me the dolls, so the vampire invested. People on the street yelled, kicked, gagged...

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Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised April 19th, 2023 IM pen named Pilot Jane A. Rug who ascribes to writing poetry as opportunistic, holistic, and cathartic warming me body electric courtesy an outsize warm brimful coffee mug I savor and slowly chug. Toupee piece blew off me bald noggin with zag and zig went off for hair raising...

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he’d bought a skull rug for that spot high on his head where hair was not but … it brought him rash and scalp decay - one horrid nightmare’s “hell toupee” Copyright © Gregory Richard Barden, February 28, 2023...

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Paul wants to his debts pay by installments Red-eyed Mark holds not back raw sentiments. “The cash you plan to release me piecemeal I could lavish in some delicious meal, Kitchens crossing their doors to food feel And pubs parting their curtains to thirst heal: Now, Red-Hot Mark not sure of starting deals Nor big transactions providing fast wheels. Next, a...

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[Pylon (UK) = Transmission tower or Electricity pylon (USA) Domestos = Bleach] _________________________________________________ Jeremy Wig was entirely bald He sought the best hairpiece that he could afford He opened his wallet which made the moths blink With just a few coins he had to rethink He went to a fancy dress shop for his hair The price was unreal - like everything there The...

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They could not wait to see what grandma’s newest wig would be. Prepared for almost anything, she was whimsical and full of glee. They began to laugh and point. The youngest one said “whoopee!” She created a sassy and hippy-like wig that was totally punky. My whimsical grandma for sure suits me, said Sammy, only age three....

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Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2022... Went off for hair raising shindig donning noggin of villager in Nigg (historic county of Ross-shire, historic region of Ross and Cromarty, northeast coast of Scotland). Somehow postiche crossed the big pond once belonged to magician, who could create static electricity waving wand across artificial tresses colored blond, which wizard in disguise...

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bright colored feathers dancing romancing red cheer wig a gig heart big...

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Growing are the grumbles By a Gathering of Humbles: A skyrocketing effort to change an unchanging Dinah, In figures, now closely chasing the population of China: The grumbles, a fast succeeding siege against the judge Now set to hit Justice where it hurts… The earlier mumbles a saintly grudge Whose holder unrestrainedly blurts. A wig is helping an untiring lawbreaker, Scheming to the wrong...

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Pierre's upscale wig shoppe sells fine toupees Gus said, "This one I want to buy today." Gus was ready to spit 'Cos his wig didn't fit Pierre smiled ~ "First get a haircut, OK?"...

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