Whump Poems - Poems about Whump

...Barn owl lands on the soft grass With a giant whump Scaring away mice and chipmunks They scatter in many directions A garter snake was not as lucky He gets carried off in giant talons Lunch for......Read the rest...

...Tokka loom tokk tugga ah Bloom A bassey riffto be the most Riffest sound ever ah ohh- ah ooh aint got nothing on this one. bump, bump, bump,whump,bump:bump! tenor,tenor ontro Dif ah bump:bump ......Read the rest...

...They call it "Championship Thunder" Two Main Events! The Loser Shears the Sheep Match! ......Read the rest...

...Long in the tooth male doth recount, reflect, reimagine... his woebegone damn dental daze today May 5th, 2021 No particular rhyme nor reason garden variety indentured flunky (me) revisits his ......Read the rest...

...Five rings for fifty-one again and once more winning brings, another pot of loser’s beer for throwing rubber rings. That’s twenty-seven ‘freebies’ in a row, so by now it looks like I’m the bloke w......Read the rest...

...I was rolling along just fine, thank you until I came across you Like a nail in the road, you poked a vicious hole in my heart, and I went flat And it was a rough ride for a while there an......Read the rest...

...THAN SHE WHISPERED I WISH I KNEW WHAT SHE SAID HE SMILED, LOOKING AT THE PICTURE THAN HE SLIGHTLY TURNED HIS HEAD WHEN HE PUT OUT HIS CIGGERRETE SHE SAID SOMETHING AGAIN HE LOOKED AT HER GASPIN......Read the rest...

...equal more so this time seprated in more even parts she championed his cause doing so and made the opputunity to allow all those involed to gain access to the fruits of their labor. Arcis wante......Read the rest...

...LIBERTY MONGER NOW OWNS PROTEST AGAINST COUP FOR SUPREME COURT TO IMPEACH: HIM AND BUNKUM "FAKE" AS HIS TAJ MAHAL ANALOGOUS TO A PSEUDO PHALLUS SIZED LEECH SIMPLY VISIT THE PLAYBOOK ......Read the rest...

...so much precious existence found me rooted with mouth ajar as sigh asper the dentin-cementum so mud dear reader (with dem perfect enameled pearly whites), aye har bar envy for those with a ......Read the rest...

...Whatever you’re feeling is OK with me, Though tonight I am on your s*** list. I’m one who believes in acceptance you see Even when it means I don’t get kissed. It’s not that I’m really all that......Read the rest...

...When I joined and wore my khaki uniform girls lined the streets, they kissed and hugged me, I was six inches taller and so very proud, my dearest wish was to be in France at the front, Swaggering, I ......Read the rest...

...Tweet, being not to bright, but an adventurous bird and with men in the park pruning trees that fateful day, to keep Tweet from playing around the wood chipper he had heard, Fred and Bart tried, b......Read the rest...

...Four palms, one taller, the other three measure the same. Heavily anchored in sand, all are vertical climbers of this azure sky. Eight new fronds per palm, the older ones neatly trimmed by man. No......Read the rest...