Whoopee Poems - Poems about Whoopee

A jury duty summons Yay! Whoopee! Said no person every I have received five in the last thirteen years. Got my latest one yesterday. Why me? Why not? The jury duty goddess replies. Timing is great. First day I go back to work. Whoopee!...

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An horseshoe should bring you good luck Although it is covered in muck The horse may go lame But you're not to blame Your mother-in-law-needs a buck...

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When he was two they said they were through since he was all  that they could stand. Cry and rant, soil his pants, there was nothing they could do. They prayed for the day when he'd go away and leave them to their peace. But that day was far away as if in some distant dream. Now it's 2 AM and once again,  he starts to wail and...

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Okay you nice people, now listen to me Been around quite a while, I'm a smart retiree This guy should know To small stuff say tallyho It sure doesn't matter a sweet whoopee © Jack Ellison 2015...

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What does it mean “making whoopee” my sweet Is it some kind of fancy new dessert, a new treat Really like to try some Sounds like fun Can we give it a shot, if I promise to be discreet © Jack Ellison 2015...

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Holidays are all the same Three days off No one to blame All day long you sit alone Waiting by the friggin phone Families no longer there Others really just don't care You wonder where your friends all go They clearly don't want you in tow Paraders all march down the street Later on they'll meet to eat For you there's really nothing finer Then sitting at...

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Holidays are all the same Three days off No one to blame All day long you sit alone Waiting by the friggin phone Families no longer there Others really just don't care You wonder where your friends all go They clearly don't want you in tow Paraders all march down the street Later on they'll meet to eat For you there's really nothing finer Then sitting at...

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Pumpkin Pie at our table Tasty treat divine Stir sugar, eggs, cinnamon, Cardamom, lemon Yummy crust whoopee Gobbled with Glee! For this Thankgiving, I give such thanks to Poetry Soup and all the talented feeling poets and all the warm generous wonderful new friends that have suddenly entered my life!...

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I bought my wife a whoopee cushion It makes a funny noise Like a night around the camp fire With me and some of the boys Now I can't say what sound it makes But it kinda rhymes with heart Eat some beans and you'll figure it out 'Cause I know you're just that smart Now, she doesn't know I bought it That's mean,...

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