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generous gloria geisha kitty

...Gloria, generous Geisha kitty was taught to be demure
She was not a whiner, barely issued whimper or purr
Wore flowers in her hair, her room was subtly perfumed
She held court in there, teaching t...

Sad Sack Sammy

...The tale of Sad Sack Sammy,
So the story goes.
A walking, talking, whiner,
Suffering his woes.

He never ever smiled,
Had nothing good to say.
He whimpered like a sissy,
All the livelong day....

Forever

...Once upon a time, one of the most heartbreaking tales
ever told - Snow White will not wake up.   Forever,
her husband bruised, as if a true to life witch
threw him off Rapunzel’s...

The Weiner

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One day cat ran off with my pork wiener,
now, usually I am no whiner;
and I love my cat divine,
always in my heart will twine;
but, gosh darn, there was no wiener finer!

_____...

Nicknaming Abw

...We nicknamed her ABW – my cousins and me.
Never told her what it stood for, but she never asked.
She was delighted to be included, for we were a party.
Six wild cousins, thinking up spur of the mo...

Unforgivable Freedom

...Our severe pain is unforgivable at eternal night.
I twist over, my brain hustling with mystic insight.
Cries made me exuberantly sad, letting my sting.
I felt bound that could never...

My Cyber Family Is My Real Family

...Three D people no longer hold my loyalties
I am a troll, spending up to six hours a day
Okay, make it ten
on computer sites, with my new family

Get your own dinner, I holler to my children
The...

Full Evidence

...*I am only stating facts I observed at hearings and from witnesses and my opinion. If you comment with info that is opposing, I will leave it there if not insulting, but may not answer, only because ...

A Tough Guy Tale

...I remember as a kid this one little guy
tough as nails and quick with a lie
he showed up with a shiner
but he wasn't a whiner
said he, I hit his fist with my eye...

My Parents Hated Me the Most Contest

...It is our little monthly my-parents-hated-me-the-most-contest
It starts after the third round of beers and is hilarious.
There are six of us and at least three should know better.
Winnie the whine...

Airing My Gripes

...
Airing My Gripes
Written: by The Whiner
1/18/2021

We’ve arrived at a place where we’ve mail in voting,
and media's become a politics machine.
Most every state now, has legalized gun ...

Grouchy Gripe

...Grumbles and groans about all she sees.
                      Bellyaching and complaining
                   Fussing, kicking and squawking
                            Peevishly petulant
        ...

Tim Ryerson

...FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - 

Bad-*** old bear:
    Grizzly
    Grizzly

Dachshund making critical life choices:
     Eenie
     Weenie...

Cougar from Arizona:
    Yuma
    Pu...

Be a Warrior, Not a Whiner

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Take the bull by the horns,
Or the bull will take you.
Stand up and holler,
A house prisoner is not you!


There is no jailer at your front
door.
Though terms tossed about,
makes yo...

Of Whine and Cheese

...Of Whine and Cheese
by M. Griswold
03302020

To whimper and snivel a little if you please,
Is like a small bit of old whine and cheese.
It will get you just as far as begging on your knees
and...

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