Best Whiner Poems

...FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - 

Bad-ass old bear:
    Grizzly
    Grizzly

Dachshund making critical life choices:
     Eenie
     Weenie...

Cougar from Arizona:
    Yuma
    Pu......

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...Downtown Nashville is a place I’d love to call my home,
With fine country singers dancing on the Grand Ole Opry-
With Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers singing on the stage,
Sitting in the......

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...If one’s mother-in-law is  a woman Hitler, the father-in-law might be a fatal whiner!

Horrible women are sure to abuse
the spouses who bow and scrape to such shrews.
......

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...Life is about having the right attitude.
Don't be known as one with platitude.
Someone who is a habitual whiner, 
is not a good companion at a diner.

Life is always a much happier place
if you......

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...1) I hate brown-nosers far more than I hate most other nosers 
of virtually any known color!

2) I will make it a point to slap you in front of your superiors,
with a biblical fury, the likes of ......

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...11 December 2010

Sinner or Saint
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We all sin and we are sinners
We are saints upon God’s Grace, the Giver
The way of the cross, God and man entwine
To err is human, to forgive d......

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...Slave-driving beaver:
"Dam it
Damn it!"

Unhappy restaurant client:
Diner
Whiner

Neutered Tomcat:
Benign
Feline

Why did she slap me? All I did was:
Toot her
Hooter

Careless Urologist:
Pecker
Wreck......

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...Whining Horse
	

This is the angry mind 
  Of a whining Horse 
All it does detest	
  Is the Race Course	
A reason there is	
  To loath the Race Track;
The goad, the spur and
  Rider on the ......

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...Here we part ways, dear. Sorry, excess makes me sick.
You'll visit me one day as an anticyclone.
We ate cheese drinking Port wine few times a week,
Used to chip in for a new bottle like brothers.
......

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...So many words are there in our speech,
 they can be very poor, they can be rich.
 No one can be indifferent to their meaning
 as they are alive and express your feeling.
 Spoken word is not just ......

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...Ah, had I been much wiser
and taken mom more seriously,
I wouldn't have called her a miserable whiner!


I shiver remembering my behavior so bizarre and childish,
and quite often I got punished
for h......

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...I’ve been known to buck a bale or two in my day
And I’ve loved a gal or a few and rode away.

I’ve dug up taters for just a dollar a day—
I’ve clerked in stores and let the boss man have his say.......

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... The Good Book says we must oblige,
By the Law of the Land we must abide.
And you know I'm trying to do my best,
I gave up the powder and the pills and the rest.
I traded my barstool for this......

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...
Nice and Naughty


Oh, there is an old cat that I call Smudge,
her fur is spatters of caramel fudge;
at night she hops on my bed,
demands my hand on her head;
if I should stop she gi......

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...I Cracked The Cream Cheese Through Your Whine

Wining And Dining    we savoured together and we still share five beautiful children sweet 
                 as ‘sugar iced cinnamon buttermilk honey......

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