Funny Warning Poems
These Funny Warning poems are examples of Warning poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Warning Funny poems written by international poets.
A Dire Warning: a Journey's EndA big turd's journey nears it's end.
On the sheets it shalt not descend.
Now heed the warning I have said.
Please do not poop on the bed.
I...
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warning, cheer up, funny, humor,
She Wears Jimmy Phews - Warning Contains HumourA lady I knew called Griselda
Collected shoes just like Imelda*
But she’d such cheesy feet
When she walked down the street
Folk secretly called her Ismelldya!
*Imelda Marcos owned...
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warning, how i feel, humorous,
Warning To a MonsterDo not give me the eyeball
You crazy greasy fur ball
Unless you want some mean back
Or a giant face-head whack.
For I am not afraid of...
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warning, funny,
I Never Knew a Love Before - Warning, It's a Long OneI never knew a love before
Of you my proudest moments stand
For only I can see
This life was once a jumbled mess
Much more than it should...
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warning, longing, love,
Thieves Wishing Well WarningBeware of wishing for money here,
the last person that tried and leaned in
to make change and also a wish,
fell to his death to the bottom...
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warning, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Warning SignParking space reserved only
for church members.
If you are into business not
church related, park at your
own peril;
God forgives, but Kowalski
and Sons Towing Services
do...
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warning, funny, god, humor, humorous,
Warning ShotMy sins are of my own doing
Skeletons of my own choosing
None worse than forgiving
I shouldve known better
I know how you are
Right down to the letter
Cowardice...
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warning, best friend, betrayal,
Last WarningI said I am going to get back at you
So here it is
Why do you think women call the shot?
Because if we wait for you
Things...
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warning, faith, fun,
Warning: Dirty Senyruat doctor's office
Virgin magazine waits
to be fingered
12/1/11...
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warning, funny, hope,
Warning: Video Surveillance In UseWarning: Video Surveillance in Use
By Elton Camp
Those fuzzy, unfocused videos of crime
To identify robbers aren’t worth a dime
Their low quality images are the excuse
Why, to...
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warning, funny,
Satire-Read the Warning SignsThere's a potential fine line
between SAFETY AND DANGER...
go to the beach to swim safely,
never stray too far from the lifeguards.
There's a conflicting fine...
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warning, funny, people, social,
Joe Gets a WarningJoe Gets a Warning
By Elton Camp
To young Joe the preacher did tell,
“You little worm, you deserve hell.
You missed church for a ball game
And that’s just...
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warning, funny
Architects Warning“Oh Prisoner,”
Warned the architect,
“I mean no disrespect.
But you can’t climb out of jail;
These walls aren’t built to scale.”...
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warning, funny
Early Morning WarningThere once was this lady I was desiring
Upon meeting she became so damn tiring
She kept me up all night
And fatigued I took fright
I hope that...
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warning, funny
The WarningIt’s funny now
To know the truth
That all you care about is you
Your squinty eyes and sneaky smile
You had a plan all the while
Pretend to care...
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warning, funnycare, care, evil,