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Warning To a Monster

Do not give me the eyeball You crazy greasy fur ball Unless you want some mean back Or a giant face-head whack. For I am not afraid of you, though hairy Giant creepy, furry monster that you be. My family is infinitely more scary. Do not believe me? Please come over sometime for tea. Put that eyeball back into your silly monster head. If my family sees that, they will slay you quick and dead. This advice is sound, and you will find out rather quick. That we are fierce and mean, and can kill you rather slick. Do not give me the eyeball You crazy giant fur ball. We are big and bad and mean. And if you do not stop it, you will never again be seen.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 10/24/2018 2:54:00 PM
That's quite a warning! Everybody has someone in their family that is that scary. A good one.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/24/2018 3:54:00 PM
I do. But there are more that have hidden it even from me.
Date: 10/24/2018 11:07:00 AM
"My family is infinitely more scary"! hahaha Love it!! ;D
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/24/2018 3:54:00 PM
I was thinking of you my friend, as I wrote, smiling at your appreciation ahead of time.

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