Caren Krutsinger Poet Rhyme

Warning To a Monster

Do not give me the eyeball
You crazy greasy fur ball
Unless you want some mean back
Or a giant face-head whack.
 
For I am not afraid of you, though hairy
Giant creepy, furry monster that you be.
My family is infinitely more scary.
Do not believe me? Please come over sometime for tea.
 
Put that eyeball back into your silly monster head.
If my family sees that, they will slay you quick and dead.
This advice is sound, and you will find out rather quick.
That we are fierce and mean, and can kill you rather slick.
 
Do not give me the eyeball
You crazy giant fur ball.
We are big and bad and mean.
And if you do not stop it,
you will never again be seen.

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M. L. Kiser October 24, 2018 at 2:54 PM That's quite a warning! Everybody has someone in their family that is that scary. A good one. Caren Krutsinger October 24, 2018 at 3:54 PM I do. But there are more that have hidden it even from me.

Rhona Mcferran October 24, 2018 at 11:07 AM "My family is infinitely more scary"! hahaha Love it!! ;D Caren Krutsinger October 24, 2018 at 3:54 PM I was thinking of you my friend, as I wrote, smiling at your appreciation ahead of time.