Wal Poems - Poems about Wal

1. As you search the aisles at Walmart for something to say to your boyfriend’s mother? a. You look for kind words in the book section b. You search through the sheets and comforters c. You listen to the other customer’s conversations d. You pray that she isn’t listening closely to your wisdoms 2. When there is a sale at Walmart, you – a. Grab your car...

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I wanted to buy Walmart stock My husband said it was a bad deal It would never increase in value I had a different idea, but he is the financial genius So I backed down And watched it rise up and up and up and up and up I am still watching it rise up But I keep my mouth shut about...

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Do you have a copy machine? Well certainly, Wal-mart said. And she proved it. I don’t suppose you have a notary, I said hesitantly. I AM a notary, Wal-mart said. She grabbed up her rubber stamp, ready to stamp. I don’t suppose you take blood tests here, I asked. “DNA tests?” She asked, perking up, getting out a DNA kit. “Marriage blood tests,”...

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PARKING LOT MEDITATION Leaning back on my car hood the old blue skies have my eyes squinting ion clues of a melody wanting to be born of scars in me innerspheres humming to a song an accompaniment to this show of seagulls’ white wings soundless in a crowded messaging sky shared with jets...

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Majesty and honor- Majesty and honor God manners!...

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Road Rage At Wal-Mart By Elton Camp It was a task Meg did hate A shopping cart to separate After many jerks to pull one apart Annoyed, shopping she did start Moving up the produce aisle Meg had to face her first trial A cart she couldn’t get around Angrily at its user she did frown Picking her beans one-by-one Was the woman’s idea of...

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Only at Wal-Mart By Elton Camp Where you must park a mile away Beggars are at the doors every day Vacant shelves all over the store How can shoppers ask for more Items out of stock for weeks A bathroom that, of urine reeks The brands you want not on display They force “Great Value” their way The rollbacks, goodness sakes alive Was nineteen dollars, now...

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Get Your Dental Work at Wal-Mart By Elton Camp A dental office inside a Wal-Mart store Why didn’t they think of this before! Some of the customers I see going there Only about the cheapest price will care The dentist who graduated last in line To them, will quite acceptably fine It has likewise been reported From China, dentists imported They can get teeth...

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What You Get Free From Wal-Mart By Elton Camp Once you had to pay to see the freak show Now enjoy it free when to Wal-Mart you go The fat lady is longer found only at a fair Go to Wal-Mart and she will be there Likewise for the Wild Man from Borneo At Wal-Mart he is anytime that you go To the...

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What I hate Most About Wal-Mart By Elton Camp Wal-Mart has a severely limited selection Its cleanliness doesn’t meet my expectation The shopping carts are almost always unclean If you shop there, you will know what I mean Its restroom are filthy a big part of the time And the pharmacy hours are nearly a crime The garden shop plants tend to be...

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I was at the local Wal-mart Where someone sneezed, along with a fart. At first I was stunned. Then, I started to run, and stumbled over my cart. I knew the germs were in the air, and that I was getting my fair share. So, I accepted my fate, to sit grimly and wait, armed with chicken soup and a prayer....

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A Third Wal-Mart is Coming By Elton Camp Two Wal-Marts in this town ought to be enough Having a third one to open is going to be tough Especially since a Sam’s Club we’ve already got That’s why the local merchants pants are in a knot The new location is in the midst of existing stores Most very well may be...

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A man went in Wal-mart and committed suicide. The poor people who saw this must be traumatized. Suicide is wrong but it's even worse to do it in a public place. He probably did it because he had problems that he couldn't face. I wish that man hadn't committed suicide. He wanted a lot of people to watch as he...

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Shopping at Wal-Mart By Elton Camp Worse economic woes could be in store So I watch what I spend as never before And that is now the principal reason why That our Wal-Mart is where I usually buy At that place, I find very little I can praise, Except that it’s true, “Low Prices Always” And I can even understand the reasons why Their...

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just don't understand how a place called yogo yoga got so corporate and what about all of those healthy product line companies selling out to the big guys and yet prices never dropped to be in line with their everyday crap Wal-martians each and every one of them making the BIG deal with no care for the folks that put them there what happened to us?...

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