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Premium Member Please Call Me Jules Vern

adventurer cat said, “Please call me Jules Vern.”
as excited and alive as a grown Easter fern.
we watched in amazement as she traveled like a queen.
through the fresh summer sea waves, never again to be seen.

Premium Member Is Death Terminal

Is Death Terminal
(That would depend entirely upon what the meaning of the word is, is.]
By: Tom Wright
8/18/00

At best,
life is terminal.
So why hurry it along?
(Isn't terminal an end?)
I said,  Is terminal,
not, a terminal.
(Which is a place
where people depart and arrive.)
All things being equal,
Then life,
would be the vehicle to an end a terminal,
making life, a Taxi, and not an Airport.
[some have seen a correlation]
This would leave the terminal Airport 
to be Hades,
and this page  needing dirt terminal.
Know what I mean Vern?
Is that your final answer?

I Own Mine Hbu

Come & talk to me come & walk with me let's leave the deceit & egos behind for a second I think thats what's blocking our reckoning
I'll start by owning my part I didn't cherish your heart like I promised that I would I was more preoccupied with my image in the hood 
I would go out for hours almost days & when you called I'd always bang play light skin coy  I would laugh to myself & say let ya nuts hang boy 
So I admit I was a dastardly fool wrapped in the finest garments to maintain my cool 
I know I pushed you too far away from where we were I was out every other night behind enemy lines knocking them down like Steve Kerr 
The girls name on the mirror the magnum wrappers in the room when the girl described my house it all spelled doom 
Guilty as charged but let me plead my case you were perfect but against myself I was in a race I got insecure & had to out do the magnificent things I did yesterday you are the only one I truly loved the rest were definitely throwaway  
I think I gave some gossip for Vern a lesson to be learned the fire still burns now it's your turn


Correctional Distillation

Millipede. Multitude. Millionaire damson. When elevation is caused by an unauthorized z code a b could be an m an an m could be a t or an a so please do not throw coats into the weirs. Especially in snow or sun. As yet a vehicular version of a pavement has yet to be classed as a g curve. But planting playing piccolos but a clock timed cluck is as useful as a cartwheeling crab on an ice skating rink. Haha sail nor sink. Division divulges data derisive design. And the smiley smiley cat. Purring. Plentiful. Pleasurable. Xxxx bouncing bopping booming bacon.. And division is neither a derision nor a diluge. Hahahaha and a cake. Hahahaha and a friendly reminder off a pickled caper. A quiff is a quaff in a quantitive quagmire. A tangerine now on a trampoline. Wow. Bounce. Bouncy. Vern Vorster virtue. Xxxxx molecules of molluscs are mandatory minions. And a mandatory man is not a male nor a tan. Ridding riding radio. Xxxx hahahaha and a dolphin donut arch. But no treacle. Just tape. Hahahaha and feel good a fragment. Xxxxx z z z and a p y q and obviously its time and date and correspondences and correctional xxxxxx distillation z

Premium Member Spring Allergy

Vern
Is
One of
My favored
Season of the year
But the sneezing and itching from
The pollen, mold and weed that blow in the atmosphere 
Cause to take antihistaminic and use a box of facial napkins in a day










3-18-2016

Premium Member Strange Definitions

DECADENT = ten teeth

CONFUSION = against melting with intensity

DEDICATION = a vacation in the afterlife

PURPOSE = Kitten posing while purring

INFORMATION = soldiers on parade

DELETED = Getting rid of Ted

FEATURED = An adventure about walking barefoot

SYLLABLE = Funny antics of a bull

CLASSICAL = A student eating a popsicle in class

MORNING = A lot more ning

PREVENTING = Before letting out air

PERPETUATE = Average for each pet you ate

ASSOCIATED = Your bum has social skills

BEAUTIFUL = Beauty filled to the top

REPRESENTED = Announce Ted is present again

PARTICIPATE = Average part in your hair

CONSISTING = Against your sister's hurtful remarks

WEAPONS = Small chess pieces

DEPARTMENT = Leaving your apartment

SENTENCE = Uptight delivery

PUBLISHING = Getting drunk in a bar

THOUSAND = Your beach

CANTALOUPE = Unable to run away and get married

IMPORTANCE = Buying ants from another country

DEFINITIONS = Hard of hearing finitions

EXPECTED = Ted who used to be hen pecked

GOVERNMENT = Vote for Vern election ad

POPULAR = Dad's favourite pew at church



© Jack Ellison 2014


Hey Vern

<                                                       Hey Vern !

                                                  This is  Ernest P Worrell

                                                     Coming your way as

                                                         Auntie Nelda
                                                          Doctor Otto
                                                           Sgt. Glory
                                                          Baby Ernest
                                                         Astor Clement
                                             
                                              Now doesn't that just bust yer bubble
                                               
                                             
                                                            Hey Vern !

                                                         Through The Fog

                                                           Read My Lips


Entry For 
Deborah Guzzi's 
Catch Phrase
GL All

Premium Member Competitive Advantage

I find nothing wrong with being educated--
As long as one's education doesn't exceed one's intelligence.
Ya  know what I mean Vern?
It's like putting two friendly cats in a sack,
shaking it up and dumping them out.
Each will claw and scratch to get ahead,
as they hit the ground running.
Kind of puts me in mind of life.
Everyone strives for some competitive advantage.
For some, It's formal education,
It's one thing to have it--still another to use it.
But never consider yourself the better person simply because of it.
When you make this mistake,
you have surrendered your competitive advantage
to the person who's diploma reads
School Of Hard Knocks.

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