Customer Starved Prostitutes
...A half hour ago they were eight,
For the attention of Adult Males Fighting;
Now, it is worrisomely late,
And not a credible single sighting!
No compromises with the venereal disease-parading,
As...
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Categories:
venereal disease, anxiety, corruption, evil, lust,
Form: Rhyme
Leave It To Beaver: the Last Episode
...Beaverish, feverish
hot Mrs. Cleaver wished
that her affair had not
given her clap.
Fast Eddie Haskell, her
boy-toy, that rascal, his
transmissibility
claims were all crap.
“Tickle me, ...
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Categories:
venereal disease, family, humorous,
Form: Double Dactyl
Alternative Saga
...The alternative Saga
Eric the brave Viking
could pillage a village all by himself
rape every woman regardless of age.
In Franken land, he got a venereal disease
Which he spread wide and far?...
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Categories:
venereal disease, bereavement, bird, body, boy,
Form: Blank verse
Neighborhood Rapists
...Neighborhood rapists look at you from a distance
Twisted degenerates filled with poison in the mind
Drooling from the mouth, big and fat and limping
A cast on the ugly leg, fornicators, scratching...
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Categories:
venereal disease, abuse, silly, tree,
Form: Quatrain
Bipolar Symptoms We Are To Shame To Talk About
...Schizo got my white man knowin’
What papa felt like bein’ black.
Mania got me actin’
like a strawberry
fiendin’ fo’ crack.
Got OCD and I cain’t get my hands clean
Passin’ out on my carpet
Bec...
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Categories:
venereal disease, crazy, depression, sick, suicide,
Form: Rhyme
Maybe Its the Thug In Me
...Analyse this, anuva 8 bar phrase.
Tantalised this bruva, we date our days.
Record the inequality. I'm bored, in poverty..
But that has nothin to do with this mans quality.
In squalor see, in the s...
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Categories:
venereal disease, life,
Form: Rhyme
Germs On Your Money
...Germs on Your Money
By Elton Camp
Who can know where your money has been
Was stuffed into shorts at a male stripper den
Or the prostitute stuffed it away safely hid
As the of Venereal Dis...
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Categories:
venereal disease, health
Form: Rhyme
Eching Question
...Since I was a child
An unspoken question
Has echoed in the hollow
Of my body
Carved by sorrow –
Where were you?
When your chubby baby boy
Climbed out of his crib and
Crawled into the ...
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Categories:
venereal disease, family, forgivenessdaughter, old, daughter,
Form: Free verse
How To Get Dumped
...I give advice that helps people get out of relationships that are bad.
When my advice gets you dumped, you will be grateful and glad.
The best way to get dumped is to go three months without bathin...
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Categories:
venereal disease, funny, on writing and
Form: Light Verse
A Gift , a Curse
...the sun beams its beautiful warm rays down onto us . ask nearly
anyone, what their favorite weather is , sunny would be the answer.
every plant , animal and human needs the sun ... and enjoys it so...
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Categories:
venereal disease, adventure, confusion, death, life,
Form: I do not know?