Neighborhood Rapists

Neighborhood rapists look at you from a distance Twisted degenerates filled with poison in the mind Drooling from the mouth, big and fat and limping A cast on the ugly leg, fornicators, scratching private parts They want to take trees by the trunk and love them Holding the branches back to offend To seduce their roots too If a knot is not available they will drill a hole They don't wear prophylactics As they are not subject to venereal disease We can only pray for a tree infection When neighborhood rapists are through with trees They move on to shrubbery Some bushes fight back with thistles and thorns Be forewarned, perverts come in all shapes and forms An abomination to nature * Authors note: (My apologies to anyone who is offended or sensitive to this subject in any way shape or form. Rape is not a joke. It is a brutal crime and the worst of all crimes against humanity.) I hope you enjoy the poem for its silliness and entertainment intent.