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Varmints Poems - Poems about Varmints

Sunday February 2nd, 2025 Groundhog Day
...Sunday February 2nd, 2025 Groundhog Day Location: Gobbler's Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. First held on February 2, 1887 prognosticating how many more weeks of winter weather without a shado......

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Categories: varmints, adventure, animal, anniversary, birth,
Form: Rhyme
Old Bones Unbroken
... OLD BONES UNBROKEN In my later years I’ve come to believe Living long does not determine the depth of a life lived As lives and love stem from a special nodule in a person’s heart A connectio......

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Categories: varmints, age,
Form: Free verse



Recluse By Dint of Circumstance
...Recluse by dint of circumstance Proud anonymous troglodytes forerunners of mine confronted threats less horrific than forty fifth commander in chief of United States of America. He/him (ma......

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Categories: varmints, adventure, america, angst, anti
Form: Free verse
There Was Trouble Brewin' In Soup Creek
...As morning glowed pale light over the town of Soup Creek, Jenna woke with a start when she heard a floorboard squeak. She raised her gun and took aim at a shadow near the door, "Hold it right ther......

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Categories: varmints, poets,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member How Do Children Sleep At Night
...It's a wonder young children still turn out all right With the stuff that gets crammed in their heads every night. Things like visions of sugar plum fairies and sprites, Or a thousand tales of Ara......

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Categories: varmints, children, humor, imagination,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Hitchhiker From Another World Part 3
...Just as well I was driving at a moderate speed. Having resumed control I spied Lelia sticking her tongue out at those reckless varmints. She stopped the minute I noticed. Odd. “Children …….someti......

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Categories: varmints, art, august, beautiful, beauty,
Form: Prose
Recluse By Dint of Circumstance First Cell
...He/him (ratty, scrawny, and tetchy ugly villain) scurried into dark recesses of hermitage averse to cavort, frolic, inure himself into the duplicitous schemes capitalized, glorified, popular......

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Categories: varmints, age, analogy, animal, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Spiritual Relief
...Comes the serpent in splendid garments Silky satins with purest white tatted laces Most deceptive of all Satan’s devilish varmints How we welcome his warm tender embraces, Sometimes t......

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Categories: varmints, sin, spiritual, uplifting,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Challenge of the Night
...*Image of Night Images by Pixabay. The Challenge of the Night, 'O Challenge of the night spilt love, thy fruits consumed me whole, You wet my lip, my heart did sip, and bore fr......

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Categories: varmints, allusion, dark, depression, drink,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Now That Leaves Blanket the Earth
...Now that leaves blanket the earth And the squirrels are scurrying To store up for winter's dearth Now that leaves blanket the earth Value of tree nuts triple in worth That's why t......

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Categories: varmints, animal, autumn, nature,
Form: Triolet
Premium Member Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam
...Bugs Bunny Was smart, witty and funny His tag line was what’s up, doc Rivals would just stare and gaulk Yosemite Sam Made bugs and his buddies scram Dubbed them all as mere varmints He had......

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Categories: varmints, character,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member I'M a Cowboy-
...On the dry Prairie and then Mississippi Valley, yahoo buckaroo; I come out eating choking dust daily, yahoo; While on the long open range; This cattle drive I parade; Moo-be then......

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Categories: varmints, adventure, appreciation, confidence, integrity,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Jealous Jumping Jaguars
...Amazing antiquated alluring alligators Bending ballistic beyond belief barbells Crushing curious crimson crucial crocodiles Delighting dark dank daring darling dwarfs Enormously elongated elves e......

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Categories: varmints, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Abecedarian
Premium Member Fearful of the Light
...The man was angry, had been for a long while Waiting for someone to get the brunt of it Did not realize all he had to do was step into the light Was fearful of it; had seen it several times. Scare......

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Categories: varmints, feelings, house, scary, spiritual,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Will My Cat Reach Rainbow Bridge
...When my well-fed cat dies will he go to heaven? Will he make it in cat years to fifty-seven? Or eighty-six or one hundred and five? Just what is keeping this fat sassy tom alive? Shark has a kil......

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Categories: varmints, cat, humor,
Form: Rhyme

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