Funny Vacation Poems

I went on holiday
so I thought I’d pack
I put in my head
I’d be needing that

I packed my arm
because where’s the harm

so too my toes 
not...

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there is a place at at at
it is by by by
which is near near near
not too far from from from
you can get there via via...

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It’s summer in Georgia, yeah, it’s warm.

In high school, they said Shakespeare
once called Georgia, "sulfurous and hot."
He wasn’t wrong.

The careless sky is letting in all...

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Oh me oh my
I work all the time
I honestly just feel like a tiny fly
In this large world full of crime

I wonder what is my...

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In the past 2 weeks

I have just been away

Under the guise of a so called

Break or holiday

The 1st of which was so incredibly
bad beyond description

When...

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We all went down to the beach today; it was hot as hot can be.  
The carpark was full, Dad got cross and my...

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Seems Santa is off to Key West,
exhausted, in need of a rest.
Break from insanity,
visiting manatee.
(His wife’s kin, as he likes to jest.)

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for the A Funny...

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Friday Night Check-ins


The days have been calm and collected.
The guests have been happy, content.
The weekday staff scurry out from the hotel
To avoid the upcoming event.

Weekend...

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Clown catches coming children with his magic
Coming hurriedly to him
Though tied he continued his presentation
Never let go of curious children
Clown did his best for the...

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There was a man I knew
who liked tobacco chew,

and to habit gave in
spit into the win'...

finish my poem
with your line or two:

There was a man,...

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With plates and words in anger flying
My wife and I now deem it best
To cease all our screaming and crying
As I check into the Motel...

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Time is a funny thing. 
When we want it to go~it stays, 
like pain. 
When we want it to stay like a vacation, 
it goes....

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My Favorite Vacation in Rhyme Poetry Contest

Holly’moon’

A girls’ trip, three hot chicks, and Cali
Disney, beaches, and no time to dally…

A looming hill with huge letters...

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We set sail as Reggae music played out on the Lido.
Our first night was casual; no need for tuxedo.
We could eat a pizza by the...

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On a cruise ship in the sea
breaking blue waves peacefully,
yet once we land and I descend
the coral moves and shifts and bends.
Out comes something small...

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