Dream Holiday Limericks
I check to see all that I need--
Some books and my favorite tweed--
Are all in their place,
My snacks in their case,
Now all I got to do is read.
I was on a holiday with Fred
“Let’s see who can pee farthest,” he said.
Imagine my surprise
When I opened my eyes
To find that I had peed on my bed.
I was at a beach with a friend
Admiring how the ladies bend.
Suddenly a fart,
I woke with a start--
My nose against my dog’s butt end.
I felt her hands putting some cream
On me as I lay near a stream,
Then, she’s on my head,
I fell off the bed--
I woke to find all was a dream.
It was a holiday indeed--
I went to places sans the need
To get off the bed
And fold the bedspread
As I lay with my favorite read.
November 1, 2024
Baguio City, Philippines
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