Lampooned Vacation Twice In Two Weeks

In the past 2 weeks I have just been away Under the guise of a so called Break or holiday The 1st of which was so incredibly bad beyond description When I came back I need another to get over it Unfortunately for me in the case of the 2nd That sadly didn't fare or turn out much better So in regards to holidays and break's in future as for now Maybe I'll be better off not so much leaving As rather choosing to stay at home alone Due to my recent Two holiday breaks from Hell And hopefully 1 day I may even eventually be able to look back and laugh at and find the funny side of them Whereas but for now I don't find anything about what happened at the time funny at all In fact I probably won't be able to sleep as it's still feels more like a nightmare Pondering how on earth can anything and everything go so spectacularly wrong From start to finish even including the bits in between