Unfunny Poems - Poems about Unfunny

...You think you’re riding high, so high falutin’: the fact is, you’re the dumbest ox in town. There’s no-one as unfunny as a clown: reforming is a thing, but you’re just looting. Repudiating allies......

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... I bought her flowers she suffered from hay fever ~ I went home alone ......

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... Illegal Migrants Miracle Man 4/19/2024 Their sleeping bags and tents line each street, making an eyesore of what once was neat. The thing most unfunny, we’re giving them money, whi......

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...It's facile to be a windowpane - when you have the stone and laughing, unfunny.......

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...schools encourage students to grow up have recess-fun behave and become mature responsible people who mind their business and help others however there be a problem the ukraine leader was a s......

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...Get out of my way! I’m in my car and I’ve got to be first all the way. I’ve got to prove something about myself. Number one me all the time, has to be me, no one else. Get out of my way! It’s ......

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...I used to think Until the penny dropped Upon my tinny little head And then I stopped As then and forever after From that very moment on I knew I could never no longer pretend that ......

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...Something truths, them there unfunny lies Intrusive, non-sincere apologize; Condescending rhythm broken unfunny feelings: Asinine; This clowns heart extremely stupid and foolish Piper fo......

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...Peanut butter sarnies Wacky baccy smoke Hysterical laughter At an unfunny joke Colours so intense Brighter than I've ever seen Sound reverbing through me Clearer than it's ever been Passing ......

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...Buttercups are dancing to singing daffodils King Neptune, with his trident, is surfing down a hill Rabbits playing hopscotch with rainbow coloured frogs Snails with sparkly spinning shells slither......

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...And you arrive with your pockets dumping lies Dead butterfly tattoos covering the arms Finding it modern to spend the night playing minecraft and eating french fries You arrive with your outda......

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... My puns are not too punny. They are puny - so itty-bitty that they have no bite-y. Like tiny turtles with no turtle necks or like selfish shellfish offering no worthy catch, what good are the......

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...Longingly, desire to see your face Achingly, missing your company Jealously, checking on your emails Languishing, in your caressing arms Surreptitiously, following you Suspecting, your......

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...Henry never wanted to work in the castle of the king. And he certainly did not want to be a jester, to joke or to sing. He wanted to be a squire, but it was not to be unfortunately. Every single n......

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...Why do I want what I want Is it because I'd matter if I have it Or I’d feel less miserable Like I contribute something valuable And all of a sudden I'll be visible Maybe I might even have co......

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