Unfunny Poems - Poems about Unfunny

You Got No Cards

...You think you’re riding high, so high falutin’:
the fact is, you’re the dumbest ox in town.
There’s no-one as unfunny as a clown:
reforming is a thing, but you’re just looting.
Repudiating allies...

my unfunny valentine

...
I bought her flowers
she suffered from hay fever ~
I went home alone

...

Illegal Migrants

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Illegal Migrants
Miracle Man
4/19/2024

Their sleeping bags and tents line each street,
making an eyesore of what once was neat.
The thing most unfunny,
we’re giving them money,
whi...

Facile Poetrix

...It's facile to be a windowpane -
        when you have the stone
           and laughing, unfunny....

School-Yard Symbolism

...schools encourage students
to grow up have recess-fun
behave and become mature
responsible people who mind
their business and help others
however there be a problem

the ukraine leader was a s...

Get Out of My Way

...Get out of my way!
I’m in my car and I’ve got to be first all the way.
I’ve got to prove something about myself.
Number one me all the time, has to be me, no one else.

Get out of my way!
It’s ...

Billy Liar Pants On Fire Mouth Smells Like Soap

...I used to think

Until the penny dropped

Upon my tinny little head

And then I stopped

As then and forever after

From that very moment on I knew

I could never no longer pretend
that ...

Condescending- Asinine

...Something truths, them there unfunny lies
Intrusive, non-sincere apologize;
Condescending rhythm broken unfunny feelings:
Asinine;
This clowns heart extremely stupid and foolish
Piper fo...

Smoke

...Peanut butter sarnies
Wacky baccy smoke
Hysterical laughter
At an unfunny joke
Colours so intense 
Brighter than I've ever seen
Sound reverbing through me
Clearer than it's ever been
Passing ...

Nothing Made Any Sense

...Buttercups are dancing to singing daffodils
King Neptune, with his trident, is surfing down a hill
Rabbits playing hopscotch with rainbow coloured frogs
Snails with sparkly spinning shells slither...

Route Zero

...And you arrive with your pockets dumping lies
Dead butterfly tattoos covering the arms
Finding it modern to spend the night 
playing minecraft and eating french fries

You arrive with your outda...

Puny Puns of Word Play

...
My puns are not too punny.
They are puny -
so itty-bitty that they have no bite-y.
Like tiny turtles with no turtle necks
or like selfish shellfish
offering no worthy catch,
what good are the...

Nine Ways I Love You

...Longingly, desire to see your face

Achingly, missing your company

Jealously, checking on your emails

Languishing, in your caressing arms

Surreptitiously, following you

Suspecting, your...

Henry Reluctant Designated Jester

...Henry never wanted to work in the castle of the king.
And he certainly did not want to be a jester, to joke or to sing.
He wanted to be a squire, but it was not to be unfortunately.
Every single n...

Money

...Why do I want what I want  
Is it because I'd matter if I have it
Or I’d feel less miserable 
Like I contribute something valuable
And all of a sudden I'll be visible 
Maybe I might even have co...

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