Short Unfunny Poems
Short Unfunny Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Unfunny by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Unfunny by length and keyword.
You have to be born with a sense of humor
No one can teach you, it flows outta every pore
Seeing funny in unfunny
That tickles your chutney
Hilarious, makes you fall down chuckling to the floor
Categories:
unfunny, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Illegal Migrants
Miracle Man
4/19/2024
Their sleeping bags and tents line each street,
making an eyesore of what once was neat.
The thing most unfunny,
we’re giving them money,
while our healthcare resources they deplete.
Categories:
unfunny, america, caregiving, health, how i feel, humanity,
Form:
Limerick
The class clown
Made society Frown
Should put his *** down
I know barely anything on politics
Probably nothing
And this fake satire
Isn't the proper attire
For whats up
Don't take a sip from my cup
And open your mind really
stop being silly
I make kids laugh
As If I'm a sexy giraffe
I'm really the plague
Hitting the young youth
Just grow up
and Drink your own cup
Categories:
unfunny, political, rights, teenage, today, usa, violence, war,
Form:
Free verse
Henry never wanted to work in the castle of the king.
And he certainly did not want to be a jester, to joke or to sing.
He wanted to be a squire, but it was not to be unfortunately.
Every single night he was summoned to be the best he could be.
Tonight the piper had already been taken out with an “off with his head”.
Henry knew one misstep or unfunny joke, and he might possibly be dead.
Categories:
unfunny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Rhyme
Longingly, desire to see your face
Achingly, missing your company
Jealously, checking on your emails
Languishing, in your caressing arms
Surreptitiously, following you
Suspecting, your infidelity
Persuading you, to do what I want
Laughing, when you say unfunny jokes
Nine times out of ten, your forgiveness
(Common traits of people who say they are in love)
Used howmanysyllables
Date 5/13/21
Categories:
unfunny, love hurts,
Form:
Free verse
And you arrive with your pockets dumping lies
Dead butterfly tattoos covering the arms
Finding it modern to spend the night
playing minecraft and eating french fries
You arrive with your outdated verbs
Your childish behavior
The mouth spews unfunny jokes
because the head is full of herbs
You are not the best what could happen to me
And maybe i'm your worst mistake
Sure we are wrong destinations
Banging heads on a road to nowhere, can’t you see?
Categories:
unfunny, destiny, relationship,
Form:
Rhyme
Something truths, them there unfunny lies
Intrusive, non-sincere apologize;
Condescending rhythm broken unfunny feelings:
Asinine;
This clowns heart extremely stupid and foolish
Piper foolish prankster a cut-throat
Joker kidding around and not with goats
So pointless
Idiotic and senseless
Child like acting humanity
Slow-witted weak minded preposterous nonsensical
Something truths
them there be half truths
What's the use
Intrusive;
Condescending:
Asinine;
Categories:
unfunny, allusion, analogy, character, funny, hilarious,
Form:
Free verse