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Short Unfunny Poems

Short Unfunny Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Unfunny by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Unfunny by length and keyword.


my unfunny valentine
I bought her flowers
she suffered from hay fever ~
I went home alone

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Categories: unfunny, lost love,
Form: Senryu



Facile Poetrix
It's facile to be a windowpane -
        when you have the stone
           and laughing, unfunny....

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Categories: unfunny, allusion, appreciation, extended metaphor, metaphor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Unfunny Things
You have to be born with a sense of humor No one can teach you, it flows outta every pore Seeing funny in unfunny That tickles your chutney Hilarious, makes you fall down chuckling to the floor
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Categories: unfunny, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Illegal Migrants
Illegal Migrants Miracle Man 4/19/2024 Their sleeping bags and tents line each street, making an eyesore of what once was neat. The thing most unfunny, we’re giving them money, while our healthcare resources they deplete.
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Categories: unfunny, america, caregiving, health, how i feel, humanity,
Form: Limerick
Unfunny
The class clown 
Made society Frown
Should put his *** down

I know barely anything on politics
Probably nothing

And this fake satire
Isn't the proper attire
For whats up
Don't take a sip from my cup

And open your mind really
stop being silly

I make kids laugh
As If I'm a sexy giraffe
I'm really the plague 
Hitting the young youth

Just grow up
and Drink your own cup...

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Categories: unfunny, political, rights, teenage, today, usa, violence, war,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Henry Reluctant Designated Jester
Henry never wanted to work in the castle of the king.
And he certainly did not want to be a jester, to joke or to sing.
He wanted to be a squire, but it was not to be unfortunately.
Every single night he was summoned to be the best he could be.
Tonight the piper had already been taken out with an “off with his head”.
Henry knew one misstep or unfunny joke, and he might possibly be dead....

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Categories: unfunny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form: Rhyme
Nine Ways I Love You
Longingly, desire to see your face

Achingly, missing your company

Jealously, checking on your emails

Languishing, in your caressing arms

Surreptitiously, following you

Suspecting, your infidelity

Persuading you, to do what I want

Laughing, when you say unfunny jokes

Nine times out of ten, your forgiveness


(Common traits of people who say they are in love)


Used howmanysyllables
Date 5/13/21...

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Categories: unfunny, love hurts,
Form: Free verse
Route Zero
And you arrive with your pockets dumping lies
Dead butterfly tattoos covering the arms
Finding it modern to spend the night 
playing minecraft and eating french fries

You arrive with your outdated verbs
Your childish behavior
The mouth spews unfunny jokes
because the head is full of herbs

You are not the best what could happen to me
And maybe i'm your worst mistake
Sure we are wrong destinations
Banging heads on a road to nowhere, can’t you see?...

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Categories: unfunny, destiny, relationship,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Condescending- Asinine
Something truths, them there unfunny lies Intrusive, non-sincere apologize; Condescending rhythm broken unfunny feelings: Asinine; This clowns heart extremely stupid and foolish Piper foolish prankster a cut-throat Joker kidding around and not with goats So pointless Idiotic and senseless Child like acting humanity Slow-witted weak minded preposterous nonsensical Something truths them there be half truths What's the use Intrusive; Condescending: Asinine;
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Categories: unfunny, allusion, analogy, character, funny, hilarious,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things