Long Unfunny Poems
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Old Testament
OLD TESTAMENT
It was wisdom that I sought within those venerable old pages
Yet found tales of folly, arrogance and cruelty in profusion
Where were knowledge, truths, enlightenment, refined throughout the ages?
What direction to a righteous life, discernment,...
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Categories:
unfunny, religion,
Form:
Rhyme
Get Out of My Way
Get out of my way!
I’m in my car and I’ve got to be first all the way.
I’ve got to prove something about myself.
Number one me all the time, has to be me, no one else.
Get...
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Categories:
unfunny, absence, appreciation, fate, fear, i am, life,
Form:
Free verse
Creepy Clown
Creepy Clown....
I despise Clowns their so NOT funny
WOULDNT waste my time or hard earned money!
Painted smiles on your fake
ugly clown face
Can't hide my aggrevation
Or my distaste
You smile behind YOUR silly...
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Categories:
unfunny, feelings,
Form:
Rhyme
The Pocket Door
There is a building down town in the MIDST Of POVERTYVILLE called the
POCKET. The pocket is used to store supplies and house programs for the poor.
Open the POCKET DOOR. No need for proof. Of...
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Categories:
unfunny, change, education, freedom, leadership,
Form:
Free verse
Billy Liar Pants On Fire Mouth Smells Like Soap
I used to think
Until the penny dropped
Upon my tinny little head
And then I stopped
As then and forever after
From that very moment on I knew
I could never no longer pretend
that which I did not to know...
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Categories:
unfunny, truth,
Form:
Free verse
Long Distance
Jamie decides today will be the day
we take off to Kansas.
We've both dreamt of it,
driving off to flat lands
where we would be swept off,
cackling,
on our brooms to Oz.
I...
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Categories:
unfunny, childhood, friendship, life, nostalgia, people, sad, time,
Form:
Free verse
Not of This Earth
I don’t even want to think,
My life is laid down black as ink,
All the good is in the past,
For those three hollow faces I did what I thought was the best.
I worked a couple poppy...
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Categories:
unfunny, boat, political, space, stars, technology,
Form:
Rhyme
It's Funny
It's funny,
when we are asked questions and we don't seem to get it. we end up only to find out that the
answer lies within the alphabet of A-Z.
It's funny,
how often we wonder how much...
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Categories:
unfunny, funny
Form:
Narrative
Nothing Made Any Sense
Buttercups are dancing to singing daffodils
King Neptune, with his trident, is surfing down a hill
Rabbits playing hopscotch with rainbow coloured frogs
Snails with sparkly spinning shells slither along gold logs.
Wolves in sheep's clothing are bleating nonstop,
Four...
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Categories:
unfunny, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Either Intellectually Deficient Or Inefficient
Eyes see moments of our birth
As little helpless babies with no neck to support our big heads
Which push society around as they grow in girth
When we fuss and kick mom’s in beds
Where once...
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Categories:
unfunny, poems,
Form:
Free verse
Money
Why do I want what I want
Is it because I'd matter if I have it
Or I’d feel less miserable
Like I contribute something valuable
And all of a sudden I'll be visible
Maybe I...
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Categories:
unfunny, longing, money, poetry,
Form:
I do not know?
Heal Your Angst
Unlock your life’s padlock and turn not hands of time
Whether lemonade from lassitude lemons
Tastes awful, text messages irritate the mime
Your rate unfunny as savoury sermons
Scare daylights out of the bittersweet life you live
Regardless of storms...
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Categories:
unfunny, poems,
Form:
Free verse
Some Sunny Saturday
some sunny saturday
i want us to meet halfway
drive to the coast and just cool out
want to see you smile in the moderate sunshine
want to put suntan lotion on your thighs
want to hear your unique guffaw...
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Categories:
unfunny, dream, friend, friendship, god, image, imagination,
Form:
Free verse
School-Yard Symbolism
schools encourage students
to grow up have recess-fun
behave and become mature
responsible people who mind
their business and help others
however there be a problem
the ukraine leader was a stage comedian
before being elected head of his party
in the school...
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Categories:
unfunny, 8th grade, america, symbolism,
Form:
Free verse
The Clown
The spotlight flashes funny flair on sagged dress,
miniature crimson sun stuck on the porcelain face.
An animated caricature in comical frail human figure
tramps round and round the circus pitch to amuse.
Sprightly body gyrates in flexed...
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Categories:
unfunny, funny, sad,
Form:
Free verse
Love Not Reciprocated
I had waited and waited fruitlessly
For a day like this to come
A day when you'll finally
Feel the way I feel for you
All were only a dream
Because your heart was never for me
I had waited at...
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Categories:
unfunny, angst, anti bullying,
Form:
Free verse
Smoke
Peanut butter sarnies
Wacky baccy smoke
Hysterical laughter
At an unfunny joke
Colours so intense
Brighter than I've ever seen
Sound reverbing through me
Clearer than it's ever been
Passing the material of her
Skirt through my fingers
A softly caressing sensation
That soothes and...
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Categories:
unfunny, beauty, drug, happiness, imagery, imagination, magic,
Form:
Rhyme
You Got No Cards
You think you’re riding high, so high falutin’:
the fact is, you’re the dumbest ox in town.
There’s no-one as unfunny as a clown:
reforming is a thing, but you’re just looting.
Repudiating allies while you’re rooting
for enemies will...
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Categories:
unfunny, political,
Form:
Sonnet
Puny Puns of Word Play
My puns are not too punny.
They are puny -
so itty-bitty that they have no bite-y.
Like tiny turtles with no turtle necks
or like selfish shellfish
offering no worthy catch,
what good are they when they’re so poor?
My puns...
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Categories:
unfunny, words, writing,
Form:
Free verse