Underarm Poems - Poems about Underarm

...I swung with a vengeance but missed that damned fly The breeze I’d created caused him to pass by My electric racquet in underarm mode Still failed to make that bluebottle explode It filled me w......

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...Under her arms was a tangle of hair It was quite easy to get trapped in there But thanks to the razor the tweezers and laser Drops of sweat now love to betray her......

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...The witches have now gone on a huge labor strike. They are more difficult now to double cross, let alone like. They are wearing socks that have a weird pattern of stripe. Their underarm odors are ......

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...We took up the challenge, When the bar was set high, To show the rest of the world, That Kiwis can fly higher, In a world at an all time low As Omicron hits new heights. While others could n......

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...Let’s do an underarm reveal, she said in a daring sort of way. I knew at that minute that this contest would make my day. She has not shaved since 1997; not being demure. This was hilarious to me ......

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...i did have to comb what had been left of my dome while i would be home had been lead astray God told us we should obey Use underarm spray much sugar with spice had been found in paradise ......

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...My Brain is Frazzled Been on the Razzle . Since New Year's Eve Drunk and Disorderly Body and Mind Craving a Retreat a Spa An erstwhile Detox Clean undies and socks Deodorant un......

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...A woman with underarm hair Decided that she would go bare She lifted her arms Revealing her charms But everyone gagged in despair......

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...in her shower she showed me how a simple soaped soft hand can palm a naked body so no trap doors can be found yet while mesmerized by dance what are the chances that from out her un......

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...Would you still love me if I threw you under a bus? Would you still love me if I taught children to cuss? Would you still love me if I sat on your nose? Would you still love me if I squashed your ......

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...Spider love. Smashing himself into the inner crook of my foul-smelling underarm. The right one. Not the bad one. Smelling my flesh. Sniffing around me. licking me. Smitten, eager for the dance o......

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...Flat pack Wobbler Procured from mega shop, a straight-lined box amid a cardboard wall Where jig saw chattels rise above the queues of flatbed wheelies And underarm catalogues patterned with an ......

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...Oh dear, what can the matter be? Why do ladies wink and titter when they glance at me? At the office party I stood beneath a sprig of mistletoe, Hoping some gal would upon my lips a tender kiss be......

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...Deject jejune muck Underarm hollow tax cows Nods lone land per hoof Grasshopper a widower Yelps fable ape logy bog......

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...Painter Pablo Picasso’s lady may have a three-nostrilled nose, misplaced eyes, an underarm breast, and another mid-chest. a clerihew entered in Rick Parise's Ekphrasis Poetry Co......

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