Uncle Joe Poems | Examples

my toes get hurt

My toes are often sheepheaded at best
Their minds invisible, often at rest
But when I dropped an I-pad on them
They came awake with angry vigor and vim

I had no idea that a toe could hurt so
It swelled up like July corn that continued to grow
I was yelling in pain, oh, me, oh, my, oh!”
Hoping to alert my nearly deaf uncle Joe.

nuclear in Norway

Nuclear in Norway

Should the Russian army occupy Northerner Norway, they know the way
Last time they came and helped chase the Nazi army out and freed us was in 1945
Russia was popular after the war, Stalin was called Uncle Joe
This scared the USA it quickly sent the Marshal aid 
there was a geo-political shift despite open borders
Relentless propaganda made Russians into monsters, but despite this, the borders were kept open
Norway is now embraced in the arms of the US/NATO yes it is the same thing they have 17 bases mostly up North   
but has few troops to speak of, should the Russki come 
there will be no help from Sweden,  is not attacked
and declare neutrality as they did in the Nazi war
The North of Norway is within the Arctic Circle and thanks to the golf current, has ice-free harbors, the best of all the North- pole is only a stone's throw away from the pole
of political interest for bigger nations 
What will the US do if they can't shift the occupiers of a rich little country, full of oil and minerals?
Will Norway become the first nation nuked since
Hiroshima and Nagasaki in Japan

Cry Uncle

   Neither bells rang
     nor rifles sounded
   The transition quiet
     neither looting nor riots

   A veritable coup
     pulled off by old pros ~ 
   helpless, pinned to the ground
     Cry ‘Uncle,’ Joe, it’s time to go

Coogie Woogie and Boogie Moogie Wee

Laughing coogie woogie and boogie moogie wee
Were in the best of circumstances, said McGoogle Tee.
I was not sure what they were, but pretended to know
One looked like a deranged snail, with teeth like Uncle Joe

Other one was a miniature dwarf type guy with hair of white
The kind you see crawl out from rocks on a drinking Friday night.
Coogie Woogie and Boogie Moogie wee were important to me.
Because they were giving out candy bars with apricot tea.

Jazz Tiptoes Through the Tulips

few people could tiptoe through the tulips with this kind of pizazz
we watched her doing it, and laughed at our cousin Jazz
She has some kind of magic, a kind of razz-a-ma-tazz
This was said by our Uncle the amazing Mr. Morazz

Jazz has a way that includes everyone, the thick and the thin.
she delights me, my giant smile goes almost down to my chin
Her hair is flying into the air, the garden seems to wear a grin
She makes looking terrific easy, says our mutual cousin, Little Finn

we watch her tiptoe through the garden, and the flowers glow.
She is lithe and lively, pretty at all times, red roses sway to and fro
Jazz makes the garden come alive, says our favorite Uncle Joe.
How she brings about such joy, we may never fully know.

Booted

Booted 
The boss was a real ing wanker who abused his position
Now he’s got the golden boot and is no longer there
But he goes to the company cark park to see his lieutenant
Who is just the same as him an equal seller more arrogant!

The original boss was quite a nice guy not a bastard
It was his elite selling unit he set up that stunk of elitism
You’re not ing fighter pilots so why the fake Godliness
It all stinks of bull and **** licking all the way

Tong that far up the butt it comes outa their damn mouth
Who will fill the original boss’ boots will it be his lieutenant?
Who went to the same skool and was trained the same way
Instructions and orders are sent via messenger do this and that

Keep at it run the account my way this way I’m still there
My influence is like Uncle Joe Stalin always present and seeing
Give them Hell drove them to break to leave hire and fire ‘em
Still give me some wanga it’s my account even if I’m booted

Black Americans In Shark Houses and Caravans

Black Americans in shark 
houses 
And caravans 
Imagine how many black
Americans dying 
In  strong winters as
They can not afford 
To build 
or buy proper houses. 
The American system pushed 
Them to be
Where they are till now. 
It is very hard
For them to come out 
Of that bad 
Situation without 
The full support 
Of the American government. 
My daily song , " 
God loves me so much , 
I love people so much. " 

Do you think USA government does not have
 Enough founds to build houses
for poor Americans ? 
If not ...
What make them giant economy country in the World
When they fail to do what
The government of late 
Mohammad Kadaffi did? 
Huh? 
Investing much money in terrorism 
And wars in the World 
While  some Americans 
Continue dying 
like flies
In Winters
Due to missing 
proper houses. 
I think Uncle Joe Biden 
Will work to change that system 
Or Uncle Donald Trump 
Will help 
If Americans will vote
For  him again. 
I speak my mind as a poet 
Which is reality. 

By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe 
Mussabwa Chris

Uncle Joe

My Uncle Joe loved to engage in tickling
Especially young boys, it was sickening,
We wondered about him,
Hanging out at the gym
'Till he started openly soliciting!

Two Scenarios

Dora Darling drives from Texas to L.A.
In her brand-new shocking pink corvette
Eighteen and in trouble, with a will and a way
In relief, the procedure is set

Brenda Johnson's good 'ol Uncle Joe
Violently forces his body upon her
fourteen and pregnant, broke, broken, and sad
Half mad with grief and nowhere to go

6/27/22

Cancelling-Cancelling

Lock down.
Long lines at McDonalds and Home Depot
Politicians-big pharma getting cozy covid rich.
While thinning out the Christian crowd.
Mask on-mask off mask on mask off.
Kamala's bobbing at the border
What the H happened to law and order.
  
Uncle Joe is a pastel in the rain.
At the drop of another career thug's whim
Summer cities will burn again and again.

Cancel this- cancel that -cancel-cancel-cancel!
Cancel both the bitter and sweet.
Cancelling a million viable dreams.
Wish they would cancel violence or cancer.
Unbridled violence-fentanyl-child trafficking,
Wish they would cancel, cancelling.

An Old Fashioned Christmas Chorus

We rallied around and sang carols
Everything felt magical and alive
We drank hot cocoa and ate cookies
Before the Christmas Tree

Before the skaters go
Let’s give them their gifts suggested Uncle Joe
They stayed and sang carols with us
Christmas season was in full swing

Family Tree

My roots run true and deep on my family tree
If I tried branchin’ out – it wouldn't be me
Got my grandpa’s hair my daddy’s good heart
Both their stubborn streaks and momma’s smarts
Yeah my roots run true and deep on my family tree
 
I go with the flow till the flow don’t wanna last
I start too slow and get to the end too fast
I’m hopeless romantic like my uncle Joe
I keep carryin’ on when it’s time to let go
I go with the flow till the flow don’t wanna last
 
I’m not much on stickin’ to plans
I roll with the dice and I land where I land
You could say the apple doesn’t fall far from the limb
Cause if you met my pops I’ll remind you of him
If home is where the heart is I’m where I’m where I’m s’posed to be
Yeah my roots run true and deep on my family tree

I’m big on tradition - and short on reasons to leave
Take me as I am - or let me be, let me be

I’m not much on stickin’ to plans
I roll with the dice and I land where I land
You could say the apple doesn’t fall far from the limb
Cause if you met my pops I’ll remind you of him
If home is where the heart is I’m where I’m where I’m s’posed to be
Yeah my roots run true and deep on my family tree

I Think Churchill Would Have Enjoyed Doctor Who

I think Churchill would have enjoyed Doctor Who,
Especially when the war was going slow,
And a whisky was no go,
He may have even given it a good review.

Would he have shown it to the President and Uncle Joe,
I don't know,
The fact that he was portrayed in a scene with the 9th Doctor Who
May have been too good not to show,
But alas that is something we will never know, 
As flying police boxes are losing their glow,
With audiences slow,
To appreciate the why of who,
In the life of me and you.

Teach Me To Row

TEACH ME TO ROW


     Boats
     resting
     on the shore,
     retired old.
     Hold tall tales of Father's minnow that got away.
     Teach me how to row slow please, Uncle Joe.
     Mom's kayak glides
     Sunset rides
     Us.

   Sponsor, Eve Roper
   Double Tetractys
   9/5/2021

Malarkey Man's Road Trip---Humour

             WHEN THINGS GET TOUGH,
             THE TOUGH LEAVE TOWN?


    Two more cities fall to the Taliban.
    Send Harris there, that laughing pelican!

    Uncle Joe says; "So sorry, to hear!"
    "I am off on vacation for Malarkey Beer!

     Inflation is up, Uncle Joe denies it.
     Tent cities, crime, a nation in the pits. 

     And I heard him say as he boarded Air Force One" 
     "My wife still has the hottest buns!"

     He slipped on the stairs and mumbled.
     "No problem! You all enjoy those cool street rumbles."

     "Dr. Fauci will be taking my place, so~ 
     "Take that vaccine, and do not grimace!"
  
      "You Californians, you must keep Newsom."
      "He's my man~~a true Marxist cousin!"

                           8/13/2021
                            2am PST

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