Uncle Joe Poems - Poems about Uncle Joe

...Laughing coogie woogie and boogie moogie wee Were in the best of circumstances, said McGoogle Tee. I was not sure what they were, but pretended to know One looked like a deranged snail, with teeth......Read the rest...

...few people could tiptoe through the tulips with this kind of pizazz we watched her doing it, and laughed at our cousin Jazz She has some kind of magic, a kind of razz-a-ma-tazz This was said by ou......Read the rest...

...Booted The boss was a real ing wanker who abused his position Now he’s got the golden boot and is no longer there But he goes to the company cark park to see his lieutenant Who is just the same ......Read the rest...

...Black Americans in shark houses And caravans Imagine how many black Americans dying In  strong winters as They can not afford To build or buy proper houses. The American system pushed......Read the rest...

...My Uncle Joe loved to engage in tickling Especially young boys, it was sickening, We wondered about him, Hanging out at the gym 'Till he started openly soliciting!......Read the rest...

...Dora Darling drives from Texas to L.A. In her brand-new shocking pink corvette Eighteen and in trouble, with a will and a way In relief, the procedure is set Brenda Johnson's good 'ol Uncle Joe......Read the rest...

...Lock down. Long lines at McDonalds and Home Depot Politicians-big pharma getting cozy covid rich. While thinning out the Christian crowd. Mask on-mask off mask on mask off. Kamala's bobbing at t......Read the rest...

...He wrote kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill all over his paper. He is nine, opinionated, and loves negative attention. He likes positive attention too, but getting negative attention works f......Read the rest...

...We rallied around and sang carols Everything felt magical and alive We drank hot cocoa and ate cookies Before the Christmas Tree Before the skaters go Let’s give them their gifts suggested Unc......Read the rest...

...My roots run true and deep on my family tree If I tried branchin’ out – it wouldn't be me Got my grandpa’s hair my daddy’s good heart Both their stubborn streaks and momma’s smarts Yeah my roots ......Read the rest...

...I did it, I really did it, something got passed, Nancy and I succeeded at last, What a huge pain convincing my team, When all I could do was silently scream. The Squad were blackmailing, The m......Read the rest...

...I think Churchill would have enjoyed Doctor Who, Especially when the war was going slow, And a whisky was no go, He may have even given it a good review. Would he have shown it to the President......Read the rest...

...TEACH ME TO ROW Boats resting on the shore, retired old. Hold tall tales of Father's minnow that got away. Teach me how to row slow please, Uncle Joe. Mo......Read the rest...

... WHEN THINGS GET TOUGH, THE TOUGH LEAVE TOWN? Two more cities fall to the Taliban. Send Harris there, that laughing pelican! Uncle Joe says; "S......Read the rest...

...Family movies – Bore, bore, bore! Haven’t I seen This program before? Voices babbling, Musical tunes, No one listening, Birthday balloons! Presents unwrapping, There’s Uncle Joe. No, it......Read the rest...