Malarkey Man's Road Trip---Humour




             WHEN THINGS GET TOUGH,
             THE TOUGH LEAVE TOWN?


    Two more cities fall to the Taliban.
    Send Harris there, that laughing pelican!

    Uncle Joe says; "So sorry, to hear!"
    "I am off on vacation for Malarkey Beer!

     Inflation is up, Uncle Joe denies it.
     Tent cities, crime, a nation in the pits. 

     And I heard him say as he boarded Air Force One" 
     "My wife still has the hottest buns!"

     He slipped on the stairs and mumbled.
     "No problem! You all enjoy those cool street rumbles."

     "Dr. Fauci will be taking my place, so~ 
     "Take that vaccine, and do not grimace!"
  
      "You Californians, you must keep Newsom."
      "He's my man~~a true Marxist cousin!"

                           8/13/2021
                            2am PST

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



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Date: 8/14/2021 5:24:00 AM
Sleep Joe is a hot mess. He vacations non-stop and works like 4 hours a day. This is not what this Country needs during these days as our Republic is under attack.
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Date: 8/14/2021 10:42:00 AM
He is not all there. Border crossings 216,000 thousand in July bearing Covid, Then he sprinkles them all over the country like spice. He's safe in the WH..we get to be infected? That makes sensed.we also get to pay for their care as they kill us. Panagiota
Date: 8/13/2021 5:41:00 PM
The whole damn nation is crumbling and what does, jojo the clown do - hi-tails it to Camp David to play golf this weekend. What a pair we have "running" or should I say ruining this country. Its amazing to me that people can't see the havoc this duo is creating. They both are way in over their heads. God help us! - Bob H
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Panagiota Romios
Date: 8/14/2021 10:37:00 AM
Well said, Bob. a police officer shot in the face, Chicago Mayor allows no respected funeral but she went to a Lollapalooza Concert a week before! Inflation is rising. I would not know how to run this country. We have had good Democrats before as President and in zCongress. The Squad runs the country.Not them ruining the country! Look ..all they can talk about is vaccines.over their heads! Understament.fake news covers.for them.our freedom are going. Jojo said we have no rights. I say again, he will kill millions as Hitler did. Hitler was mentaly ill. And shot up daily with crystal meth! What Jojo is on? A road trip while Americans die. And we are headed for a Bananz Republic, Panagiots
Date: 8/13/2021 10:48:00 AM
I think it was a bad move pulling coalition forces out, it will become a safe haven for all the terrorist scum. Tom
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Date: 8/13/2021 4:04:00 PM
Many will die, Tom. Back to the days of the beheadings. All nations must be careful, who they put in office, or they, themselves are responsible for the cost! Panagiota
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