Best Uncle Joe Poems
The Day Uncle Joe Lost His HandicapUncle Joe had a habit of telling people,
I have a handicap you know.
His sister-in-law, Viva, grew weary
Of hearing that.
After all, had she not taught him
To walk, to talk and to feed himself?
She was seventeen when she came into Joe's life.
Too young to listen when the...
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Categories:
uncle joe, imagination, child, day,
Form:
Narrative
Uncle JoeUncle Joe spends his days on death row,
for killing his best friend and Aunt Flo.
He found them in bed,
then filled them with lead.
Losing a friend hurts, don't you know?
3/28/20...
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Categories:
uncle joe, best friend,
Form:
Limerick
Uncle JoeUncle Joe
Here lies my old Uncle Joe.
We sure weren’t sad to see him go.
He ripped off everyone he met.
Now his poor wife must pay his debt.
4/20/19...
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Categories:
uncle joe, death, funeral, giggle, humor,
Form:
Epitaph
Uncle JoeMy Uncle Joe loved to engage in tickling
Especially young boys, it was sickening,
We wondered about him,
Hanging out at the gym
'Till he started openly soliciting!...
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Categories:
uncle joe, humorous, sad,
Form:
Limerick