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Twat Poems - Poems about Twat

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I just knew
...So work it out If you can do.. Our parents are dying.. there is no denying So what are you doing.. Privileged Twat To balance all of that? Other than just look after you Well I never knew DAMO x......Read More
Categories: twat, writing,
Form: Free verse

Elect Him
...wer for five more long years. What will be left in the end? Nothing but an empty country, broken promises and a fat twat politician sat on his own throne. You all failed this time. And you're fecked. ......Read More
Categories: twat, anger, political, repetition,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Rehashing History: Some bare facts about Lady Godiva
...d prepared for her hubby's redresses. But he didn't rebuke her for going out starkers Or for publicly displaying bum, twat, and knockers, And, though chagrined, he rescinded his taxation excesses.......Read More
Categories: twat, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Dangerous Liaisons - Now With Notes
...strangers who ask) If you’re ‘sap for sad stories,’ deny other’s truth, If you’ve something to barter, a ‘twit’ for ‘twat’ thought, (1) Good advice you call ‘currency,’ aids in some plot In which you stand to prosper, a carnival booth ......Read More
Categories: twat, journey, life, philosophy,
Form: Rhyme
Yap Yap Yap
...Yap Yap Yap Who said that? Oh, it’s you just being a twat Yap Yap Yap Who just said that? Or was it me being a prat Yap Yap Yap Who barked first? Cos I am still wa......Read More
Categories: twat, analogy, fun, humor, hyperbole,
Form: Free verse

Darling, were the young ones
..., home alone, methadone, gang culture, vulture, mountain bike, no do like, pit bull dog, road hog, bobbly hat, two time twat, gypsy fight, scared at night, hooligan, bad man, fool, game of pool, alcohol pop, community cop, do not point, smo......Read More
Categories: twat, analogy,
Form: Free verse
The Christmas Mouse
...I still have a house My wife came on over And she gave me a swat She said "look what you've done" "you great stupid twat" I learned a great lesson and folks ...it is that Once I rebuild I will then buy a cat!!!......Read More
Categories: twat, christmas,
Form: Rhyme
63c
...blood in her hair. She said get Emma she's still on the floor she went crazy when Adrian called her a whore then that twat grabbed her holding her back and I bottled him for being a dirty old man touching us all night that's fucked up beh......Read More
Categories: twat, age, anxiety, rap,
Form: Rhyme
PROBLEMS CONFINED
...child living here. there are three guys in one house and two of them like men, the other one gets shit for the twat he’s adding the tear up to. I brought problems down on me from the father to view. a whore infested hotel wit......Read More
Categories: twat, addiction, anger, anxiety, blue,
Form: Free verse
ON THE PROBLEMATIC WHORE:
...and don’t look back, the sun will rise, the sun will set, cookie is cookie and love will never clean up a dirty twat. no matter the love, no matter the whore. you hold your time on your timeline like watches. never let the......Read More
Categories: twat, beautiful, care, feelings, irony,
Form: Free verse
Snore
... I can’t believe it! What the f***? How can you sleep through that? I’m really, really angry now, I want to sleep, you twat! I lean across the bed to where you’re lying on the floor, Oh, you landed on your back I see, and still I hear y......Read More
Categories: twat, feelings, humor, sleep,
Form: Rhyme
get ripped
... You’re a trampy little sket We all know you shagged Aiden for a cigarette Babe please don’t try and act big I’ll twat your head in Slice you into 64 pieces send your head spinning Where’s your comeback gabby B You little whore ......Read More
Categories: twat, bullying,
Form: Bio
Make Revolution Not Love
...s!! Propaganda and mind-control, Information, Globalisation, bullying, Corporations, multi-nationals, Multi-what?? Twat?? Slavery, a human for a dollar, A woman for a cent, for a minute, Babies for sale, refugees, Refugitives Just......Read More
Categories: twat, anger, devotion, love, political,
Form: Free verse
TELEVISION WOULD BAN IT
...damage them. I told her loving cock before her children would destroy them. I told her one day, the lust from her twat would weigh her down to the deepest of oceans. "Mommy, I don't want you to go out again," she said. her k......Read More
Categories: twat, abortion, absence, abuse, addiction,
Form: Free verse
Robotic recycling
...orted rubbish “here” can be placed Newspaper in this bin, glass bottles in that, don't mix them together, you ignorant twat We are the council and you can't mess with we, one look in your dustbins and what do we see Glass mixed with news......Read More
Categories: twat, sin,
Form: Rhyme

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