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On the inside
...The real me has been taken. Out of reach like a high shelf. I’m someone else on the inside but on the outside I look like myself. The words out of my mouth are in my voice. But when it comes to ......
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Cat Jones
Categories:
twat,
mental illness,
Form:
Rhyme
Plagiarism
...There's no need to worry, who wants to steal your work? You think that under every stone, some thieves may lurk; I wish they would - they may have more success than me, perhaps they might get the ......
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Terry Reeves
Categories:
twat,
angst, anxiety, writing,
Form:
Sonnet
Kool-Aid Anyone
...The outty and the inny Fleshy repeated stabbings Produce a ninny To be tossed to the fray And taught their worth for the day Is to obey What we say Of how, when, and why to play Its your mo......
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Eric Nolan
Categories:
twat,
body, boy, creation, girl,
Form:
Rhyme
Five Tanka Poems
...1. She gives him the push when he says sex starving is a greater sin than fasting for his long life or praying to the lingam* *an image of Shiva 2. after a tiff lying und......
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Singh Ram Krishna
Categories:
twat,
bird, body, moon, sin,
Form:
Tanka
My Best Friend Crab
...Back in our youth the biggest concerns were: procuring our juvenile delinquent beer were our nickle bags laced with paraquat... where could get some easy ****... and how we laughed our asses off ......
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Anthony Biaanco
Categories:
twat,
nostalgia,
Form:
Free verse
Hero For a Moment
...Us kids on the scrap heap estate, we were never going anywhere poverty deprivation criminal activity was here to stay Social Services, poor bastards, had no idea what to do no, no one had a blaste......
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Judy Reeves
Categories:
twat,
death, grave,
Form:
Free verse
Frag
...Frag The same old feeling The same old issues By the same old feeling Why do you still take it? I ask myself each day Better the Satan you know The **** beasts me Each and every day I sh......
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Nick Armbrister Jimmy Boom Semtex
Categories:
twat,
abuse, america, anti bullying,
Form:
Verse
I Just Knew
...I knew there were a few That did not have a clue The ones like you and you Who always somehow make it through But trust me dear and listen you your time is coming Very soon You think you ......
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Damian Keady
Categories:
twat,
writing,
Form:
Free verse
Elect Him
...You elected him again. Are you fecking mad? You remember how he brought in benefit sanctions that led to many suicides? A bedroom tax that broke so many single people. Cutting our armed forces past t......
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Nick Armbrister Jimmy Boom Semtex
Categories:
twat,
anger, political, repetition,
Form:
Verse
Dangerous Liaisons - Now With Notes
...Is it ‘friendship’ you proffer (to strangers who ask) If you’re ‘sap for sad stories,’ deny other’s truth, If you’ve something to barter, a ‘twit’ for ‘****’ thought, (1) Good advice you call ‘cur......
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Brian Johnston
Categories:
twat,
journey, life, philosophy,
Form:
Rhyme
Yap Yap Yap
...Yap Yap Yap Who said that? Oh, it’s you just being a **** Yap Yap Yap Who just said that? Or was it me being a prat Yap Yap Yap Who barked first? Cos I am still waiting to hear your words......
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Damian Keady
Categories:
twat,
analogy, fun, humor, hyperbole,
Form:
Free verse
Darling, Were the Young Ones
...Police state, time of hate, council estate, life scar, stolen car, no fun, drug run, hard to sleep, cider cheap, benefits cut, sexy ****, home alone, methadone, gang culture, vulture, mountain bike, ......
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John Scott
Categories:
twat,
analogy,
Form:
Free verse
The Christmas Mouse
...The Christmas Mouse T'was the night before Christmas And with everything done The kids were all dreaming Of Christmas Day fun The tree was completed We had wrapped all the toys When from the b......
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Roger Turner
Categories:
twat,
christmas,
Form:
Rhyme
Problems Confined
..."PROBLEMS CONFINED" the !@#$%^ roaches laugh at me because they know I’m trying to kill every last one of them. the children allow their entire family to live. the security guard walks......
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Chicano Eddie
Categories:
twat,
addiction, anger, anxiety, blue,
Form:
Free verse
On the Problematic Whore:
...ON THE PROBLEMATIC WHORE: walk away and don’t look back, don’t pay for the same show with the same ending. walk away and don’t look back and don’t let the lips, top or bottom destroy you......
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Chicano Eddie
Categories:
twat,
beautiful, care, feelings, irony,
Form:
Free verse
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