Short Twat Poems

Damn Hot
Burn Twat

7/31/15...

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"TELEVISION WOULD BAN IT"


I told her loving money before 
her children would damage them.
I told her loving cock before 
her children would destroy them.
I told her one day, 
the lust from her twat would
weigh her down to the deepest 
of oceans.

"Mommy, I don't want you to
go out again," she said.

her kid is three years old.

kids say the darndest things.
I bet Art Linkletter would be 
proud 
but recommend adoption.


By: Chicano Eddie
4-11-2017...

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Back in our youth the biggest concerns were:
procuring our juvenile delinquent beer
were our nickle bags laced with paraquat...
where could get some easy twat...
and how we laughed our asses off 
when our friend earned his nickname
by "snatching" the crabs from a skank-

But somehow it's more sinister now,,, 
children are peppered with 
pedophiles
toxic theories 
on linecreepers 
fentanyl dreamers  
non believers-

I miss the days of my stoned and filthy innocents-...

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Yap Yap Yap
Who said that?
Oh, it’s you just being a twat

Yap Yap Yap
Who just said that?
Or was it me being a prat

Yap Yap Yap
Who barked first?
Cos I am still waiting to hear your words

Yap Yap Yap
Is that the end then?
Because neither of us can never bend

Yap Yap Yap
It’s better not to bark yourself
If you have loads of help

But sorry I am of too somewhere else
Where I can go for a 
Nap Nap Nap

And no longer listen to your 
Yap Yap Yap

Best
DAMO x...

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