Long Twat Poems

Us kids on the scrap heap estate, we were never going anywhere
poverty deprivation criminal activity was here to stay
Social Services, poor bastards, had no idea what to do
no, no one had a blasted clue
then, some...

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Treat me 
Like a king
I need me
to a fin
I am so dreadful sometimes I am a handful
I think that you think that I think you are dreamy
I think that you know that I think that...

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The Christmas Mouse
T'was the night before Christmas
And with everything done
The kids were all dreaming
Of Christmas Day fun
The tree was completed
We had wrapped all the toys
When from the basement below
We heard a faint noise
I sprung from...

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Can u take boy me for what I am or do u need to fabricate an ego estrogen entity 
to fit yr fee fakemale forum in twat time present and id/ego absent intensity. Do tell...

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The outty and the inny
Fleshy repeated stabbings
Produce a ninny
To be tossed to the fray
And taught their worth for the day
Is to obey
What we say
Of how, when, and why to play

Its your moral decay we crave
Your...

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An enormous pole 
made of chrome 
A table set 
Steve, knew he was home 

With a tiny leather thong, 
he swung around, 
in a world he did belong, 
with the rythm of the sound 

Around...

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Is it ‘friendship’ you proffer (to strangers who ask)
If you’re ‘sap for sad stories,’ deny other’s truth,
If you’ve something to barter, a ‘twit’ for ‘twat’ thought, (1)
Good advice you call ‘currency,’ aids in some plot
In...

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Lying here beside you dear, I turn and watch you sleep,
So blessed I am to have you, a love so strong and deep.
You always say you love me, but I really love you more,
That is...

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My head won't stop! It's going to pop,
Trying to figure out what's right & what's not 
I want him to have a perfect life,
Perfect woman, perfect wife
He choose me to be her, not someone else...

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Executive bin men out on the estate, all bad recyclers awaiting their fate
Colour coded bins for recycling your waste, only pre sorted rubbish “here” can be placed
Newspaper in this bin, glass bottles in that, don't...

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CYBER SHAG
             (A silly poem)

It's good to cyber shag, talk message or chat 
It's ok to flirt, it's harmless to act at times...

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I feel i need to escape, Get away for a while,
Evaluate my life, Try to regain my smile,
It's been lost, In a deep dark and distant place, Along with distant memories of 
your beautiful face,
And...

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so this “western civilization”
taps on your window in the
morning & wants you to jump
to attention, salute big brother &
speed through your routine
so that you can be a good hamster &
jump right on that treadmill, 
if...

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Tom Price phones up John Ely. 

"I hear you sell some of the best horses in the county 

I'm sending out my best guy if he likes the goods 
we're buying one of your horses....

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"PROBLEMS CONFINED"


the !@#$%^ roaches laugh at 
me because they know I’m 
trying to kill every last one 
of them.
the children allow their 
entire family to live.
the security guard walks and
walks waiting for that 
precise moment...

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oh these Google Glass(es)
are gonna put a whole new meaning behind
beating up the guy/gal who is
wearing em’---
as the 5 Point Café in Seattle, WA,
courageously takes the first step to
ban them,
knowing full well that the minions...

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first time I took an an airplane it was dire
two propellers flying the sky of stench
oozing the land of a deathly earthquake

bodies telling the story of unknowns
as ten years old couldn't understand all
the drama and...

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The real me has been taken. Out of reach like a high shelf. I’m someone else on the inside but on the outside I look like myself. 

The words out of my mouth are in...

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ON THE PROBLEMATIC WHORE:


walk away and don’t look 
back, don’t pay for the same 
show with the same ending.
walk away and don’t look back
and
don’t let the lips, top or
bottom destroy your timeline.

walk away and don’t...

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Get a gun!
Get anything you could grab,
Get a feather, get a pen,
And a parchment, 
Oh! Beauty dove,
And start revolting in your own way,
Your pen is an ICBM,
More powerful than the US’s 
And the North Koreans’
The...

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There's no need to worry, who wants to steal your work?
You think that under every stone, some thieves may lurk;
I wish they would - they may have more success than me,
perhaps they might get the...

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in my head

in my head

he doesn’t know what can be said

he thinks I’m shallow

but I’m not

deep instead I’m not a twat

so I drink

until I’m sick

in my  head

in my head

he doesn’t know what can be...

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Police state, time of hate, council estate, life scar, stolen car, no fun, drug run, hard to sleep, cider cheap, benefits cut, sexy slut, home alone, methadone, gang culture, vulture, mountain bike, no do like,...

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1.	She gives him the push
when he says sex starving
is a greater sin
than fasting for his long life
or praying to the lingam*

				              *an...

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Frag
The same old feeling
The same old issues
By the same old feeling

Why do you still take it?
I ask myself each day
Better the Satan you know

The twat beasts me
Each and every day
I should’ve been a Marine

Than an...

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